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+# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
+#Level 1
+Slime~Acid Goo~6~50~3~9~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon
+Ghost~Cold Breath~8~100~10~10~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.
+Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~9~75~8~13~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.
+Whart Hog~Tusks~10~80~6~10~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!
+Pesky Kid~Slingshot~8~30~4~6~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom
+Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~11~44~6~10~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!
+Small Imp~Dagger~6~64~10~10~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!
+Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~6~53~9~9~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!
+Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~2~10~3~3~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.
+Drakee~Tail Slap~5~22~7~5~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!
+Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~6~40~10~7~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!
+Lost Warrior~Long Sword~10~250~19~15~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.
+#Level 2
+Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~19~134~24~30~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!
+Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~27~You put the sandman to his final sleep.
+Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~25~Your pimp hand is way strong!
+Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~18~130~8~20~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!
+Evil Elf~Dark Bow~23~136~13~24~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.
+Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~21~330~20~18~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!
+Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~20~130~20~26~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.
+Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~18~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.
+Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~16~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.
+Barbarian~Heavy Sword~29~250~25~30~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.
+Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~25~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.
+Small Orc~Sharp Blade~28~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...
+#Level 3
+Teferi~Puzzle Box~29~380~18~29~It was a puzzling experience.
+Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~37~384~27~32~See you at the crossroads!
+Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~29~563~22~45~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.
+Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~35~She looked just about as good as she fought.
+Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~35~1300~30~37~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!
+Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~32~700~32~38~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!
+Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~14~700~20~29~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!
+Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~33~245~45~32~Order has been restored for now...
+Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~38~763~15~45~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.
+Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~34~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.
+Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~29~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!
+The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~27~He's scared you for the very last time!
+#Level 4
+Living Fire~Scorching Wind~55~1100~36~55~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!
+Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~89~900~25~50~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!
+Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~59~1000~35~60~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!
+Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~40~1200~47~76~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...
+Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~38~700~30~75~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.
+Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~68~1747~81~51~It almost got you this time... better be careful
+Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~70~597~57~60~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!
+Young Werewolf~Howling Bites~75~1742~65~42~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!
+Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~69~870~43~65~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.
+Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~63~1300~32~50~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.
+Gollum~Precious Treasure~66~1492~73~54~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.
+Rock Fighter~Small Boulders~87~1742~99~65~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.
+#Level 5
+Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~120~1000~100~80~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!
+Giant Ogre~Big Log~130~857~175~100~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.
+Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~125~700~150~112~Where's the exterminator when you need one?
+Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~140~900~175~126~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.
+Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~145~1250~175~150~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!
+Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~138~1603~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!
+Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~145~1569~243~170~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!
+Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~200~2191~254~175~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6?
+The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~175~1890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??
+Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~180~1792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!
+Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~150~1500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!
+Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Banana Peel~160~1300~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla?
+#Level 6
+Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~245~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.
+Disgruntled Postal Worker~Mail Sack~200~2500~200~200~I guess he went postal!
+Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~230~3215~230~210~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!
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