+1~Slime~Acid Goo~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon~\r
+1~Ghost~Cold Breath~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.~\r
+1~Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.~\r
+1~Whart Hog~Tusks~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!~\r
+1~Pesky Kid~Slingshot~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom~\r
+1~Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!~\r
+1~Small Imp~Dagger~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!~\r
+1~Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!~\r
+1~Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.~\r
+1~Drakee~Tail Slap~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!~\r
+1~Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!~\r
+1~Lost Warrior~Long Sword~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.~\r
+1~Harry Potter~Nimbus 2000~I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.~\r
+1~Snake Nidhogg~Crushtail~CURSE YOU!~\r
+1~Seven of Nine~Nanoprobes~Death is irrelevant, resistance is futile~\r
+1~Great Smiley~Happiness~Wheeeeeeeee, party!! :D~\r
+1~Crud Puppy~Bad Office Coffee~My evil powers have grown weak!~\r
+1~Layla~Sexy Kiss of Insanity~She lookes at you with her misleading eyes, almost making you feel bad you killed her.~\r
+1~Ignatz Despoiler-of-Maidens~Bludgeon~Blessed with his own stupidity!~\r
+1~King Kong~Skyscraper~I want my woman!~\r
+1~Sergeant Gunnary Heartman~Drill Voice~You still need training boy!~\r
+1~Cartman~Flammable Fart~Respect my authority!\r
+2~Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!~\r
+2~Sandman~Sleeping Dust~You put the sandman to his final sleep.~\r
+2~Skank~Stiletto Heel~Your pimp hand is way strong!~\r
+2~Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!~\r
+2~Evil Elf~Dark Bow~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.~\r
+2~Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!~\r
+2~Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.~\r
+2~Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.~\r
+2~Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.~\r
+2~Barbarian~Heavy Sword~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.~\r
+2~Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.~\r
+2~Small Orc~Sharp Blade~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...~\r
+2~Virus Bots~Trojan Horses~You run a quick virus scan before you leave this software in the dust.\r
+2~Hex Maniac~Satanic Powers~You'll go to hell!~\r
+2~Eight-legged-freak~Venom~We'll meet again!~\r
+2~Anger Piercer~Pointy sword~You broke my sword!~\r
+2~Bookwarp Cadaver~Rotten smell~Don't let me rott!~\r
+2~Clubthunder Enchanter~Enchantments~My magic has run dry...~\r
+2~Disinterred Medusa~Snakes~What did you do to my snakes!~\r
+2~Dissolver Manipulator-hangman~Itching ropes~You broke my rope!~\r
+2~Gloomy Kraken~Weirdness~Glooooooooooom~\r
+2~Hookweb Ophidian~Bad breath~Noooooooooooo~\r
+2~Leech Ant~Leech~You anti-leecher!~\r
+3~Teferi~Puzzle Box~It was a puzzling experience.~\r
+3~Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~See you at the crossroads!~\r
+3~Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.~\r
+3~Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~She looked just about as good as she fought.~\r
+3~Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!~\r
+3~Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!~\r
+3~Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!~\r
+3~Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~Order has been restored for now...~\r
+3~Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.~\r
+3~Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.~\r
+3~Juggalo~Clown Axe~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!~\r
+3~The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~He's scared you for the very last time!~\r
+3~Mace Plant~Mace~You stepped on me!~\r
+3~Magician Ear~Odd powers~AAAH! Not so loud!~\r
+3~Pudding Barracuda~Bad taste~You don't like my flavor?~\r
+3~Rock Scavenger~Nosepick~Don't leave me here!~\r
+3~Russet Pup~Licking power~Arf?~\r
+3~Scavenging Lich~Spiked club~Bad, bad man!~ \r
+3~Scream Controller~Loud Shriek~My voice....~\r
+4~Living Fire~Scorching Wind~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!~\r
+4~Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!~\r
+4~Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!~\r
+4~Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...~\r
+4~Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.~\r
+4~Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~It almost got you this time... better be careful~\r
+4~Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!~\r
+4~Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!~\r
+4~Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.~\r
+4~Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.~\r
+4~Gollum~His Precious~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.~\r
+4~Rock Fighter~Boulders~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.~\r
+4~Shadowy Flail Cactus~Spikes~You won?!?!~\r
+4~Slicktome Wight~Acid~You're pretty slick!~\r
+4~Songaxe Sprite~Axe~Lalalalalalaaaaa~\r
+4~Tearblood Roper~Bloodthirst~I have to cry.~\r
+4~Thunder-Basher~Bash~Fine! Be like that!~\r
+4~Unicorn Monster~Horn~My horn! You broke it!~\r
+4~Unknowable Brain Choker~Mental Asphyxiation~But I'm smarter!~\r
+4~Zombie Tangler~Voodoo powers~Well, I'm dead!~\r
+4~Bloomgas~Putrid Gas~Whats that smell?~\r
+4~Brilliant Swarm-Posessor~Sting~Well thats just Brilliant!~\r
+4~Chromatic Imp~Imp Scale~You suck!~\r
+5~Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!~\r
+5~Giant Ogre~Big Log~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.~\r
+5~Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~Where's the exterminator when you need one?~\r
+5~Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.~\r
+5~Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!~\r
+5~Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!~\r
+5~Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!~\r
+5~Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6?~\r
+5~The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??~\r
+5~Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!~\r
+5~Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!~\r
+5~Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Poison Banana Peel~Was that gorilla or guerilla?~\r
+5~Cosmic Slash Spider~Venom bite~I'm going back to my web!~\r
+5~Crystal Berserker-behemoth~Beserk!~You're just crazy~\r
+5~Elder Corpse-miner~Rotten smell~Back to the 'ol mine~ \r
+5~Gibber Shocker~Electricity~What a shock!~\r
+5~Hellish Choker~Choking~But I'm evil, I'm supposed to win!~\r
+5~Hypnotic Bane~Hypnotic powers~I need to order the new "Hypnotism for Dummies"~\r
+5~Lakevolcano Man~Lava~Perhaps Lava and water make a bad combo..~\r
+5~Memory Orb~Knowledge~I'm still smarter~\r
+5~Meteor Bear~Gihugic Claws~Rawwwwrrrrr~\r
+5~Meteorleaf~Fire~*WHAM*~\r
+5~Quadra Seeker-breaker~Quad~I never liked people like you~\r
+6~Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.~\r
+6~Disgruntled Postal Worker~AK-47~I guess he went postal!~\r
+6~Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!~\r
+6~Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet.~\r
+6~Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~Don't tie me down! Ooh Ooh! Aah Aah!~\r
+6~Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor.~\r
+6~Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~What the heck was so funny?~\r
+6~Freybug~Rocks~Your mother was a rolling stone!~\r
+6~Psi Morph~Mind Control~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit!~\r
+6~Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~Where's the Beef!?!?~\r
+6~Atax~Tiny Daggers~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time!~\r
+6~Idunkjoo~Trident~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW!~\r
+6~Sandmountain Hangman~Sand~Arg, there's sand in my eye!~\r
+6~Secret Stench Magician~Stinky Magic~Is that smell really me?~\r
+6~Southern Flare Soaker~Red Flare~I'm going west...~\r
+6~Steel Zombie~Ghost Steel~But.. how!?~\r
+6~Stunhowl Phantom~Ghostly powers~I'm stunned!~\r
+6~Wooden Glove~Splinter~Crap, got a splinter in my glove!~\r
+7~Godzilla~Sparks~<Godzilla> ROAAAAAAR!!!~\r
+7~Night Crawler~Long Tail~You cannot defend against my teleporting!~\r
+7~Large Cactus~10,000 Needles~Pins and needles!!~\r
+7~Fremen Fedaykin~Weirding Way~The death commando calls out for his beloved Muad'Dib before he dies.~\r
+7~Land Shark~Razor Jaws~After you slay the half breed you tear off its fin and watch the pool of blood gather.~\r
+7~Wraith Knight~Dark Sword~You could almost taste your impending doom with every swing of his sword!~\r
+7~Daredevil~Walking Cane~All you can hear him say through his now toothless grin is "I'm not the bad guy!"~\r
+7~Invisible Boxer~Floating Gloves~You had a hard time with this opponent, his blood soaked flesh is now fully visible.~\r
+7~Evil Santa~Bag of Coal~This wicked black cloaked rival can do no more harm!~\r
+7~Referee~Screeching Whistle~Personal foul. Penalty: his life!~\r
+7~Warlock~Magic Staff~His spells were no match for your heroic display of power!~\r
+7~Mafia Boss~Gatling Gun~You made him an offer he couldn't refuse!~\r
+8~Cyclops~Laser Eye~That's one hot laser.\r
+8~Wan's Beast~Crushing Embrace~The hairy thing has finally stopped moving.\r
+8~Lord Mathese~Fencing Sword~You have wiped the sneer off his face once and for all.\r
+8~King Arthur's Evil Twin~Excabular~You feel lucky to have lived, things could have gone sour..\r
+8~Gate Keeper~Large Key~Goodness he was strong! No wonder he's guarding the gate!\r
+8~Flying Elephant~Trunk~You wonder how such a large beast was able to fly.\r
+8~Two Headed Lion~Two Headed Pounce~You have slain the mythical beast and, in the process, have cut off both of its heads!\r
+8~Flying Purple People Eater~Horn on his Head~He was a one eyed one eared flying purple people eater!\r
+8~Red Neck of the East~Trailer Hitch~If you go to your family reunion to pick up women, you might be a redneck!\r
+8~Decomposed Corpse~Horrid Stench~Your stomach churns as you flee from this vile creature's twice killed carcus!\r
+8~Empty Armor~Translucent Sword~The armor falls into a pile as your finishing blow misses completely! Where did it go?\r
+8~Liquid Gold Man~Sword Arm~He was tough, and you were greedy, but the payoff is wonderful!\r
+9~Iron Maiden~Hell and Fire~666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!\r
+9~Black Eye~Blank Stare~The eye seems to stare eternally inward from now on!\r
+9~Bill Gates~Blue Screen of Death~format c: /q ...He's DEAD!\r
+9~Honored Matre~Tantric Ecstacy~The whore's attempts at sexual government have been halted for now!\r
+9~Shaitan~Melange Agony~Shai Hulud's warning must be taken with extreme humility, lest you invoke the wrath of Leto! Bi La Kaifa!\r
+9~Bene Tleilax Master Waff~Poison Tipped Darts~You almost didn't have time to dodge the darts thrown from his sleeves!\r
+9~Reverend Mother~Gom Jabbar~Her muscle conditioning was exquisite... but yours is better!\r
+9~Extremely Large Dingo~Sharp Canines~That stupid mutt won't bother you anymore mate!\r
+9~Walking Ebola Virus~Disease Ridden Body~You better decontaminate yourself, lest you find yourself infected by the vile monster!\r
+9~Corprus Stalker~Swollen Limbs~He was slow, but extremely powerful! The corprus disease must do something to his body...\r
+9~Alien Priest~Religious Banter~Green blood oozes from the carcus of this deceased missionary from beyond...\r
+9~Mad Scientist~Hydrochloric Acid~The strange man cackles as he crawls away. All you catch is something about chemistry... ?\r
+10~Baby Lag Beast~Lag Knife~It shrinks up into a little ball and slowly fades away.\r
+10~Horrible Smell~Stink Bombs~You finish it off by hanging up a pine tree deodorizer around its neck.\r
+10~Small Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Knife~Wow, that was an ugly little thing!\r
+10~Undead Egyptian Slave~Carpenter's Mallet~That will be the last time he will strike with a hammer again!\r
+10~Medium Lag Beast~Lag dagger~You wipe off the brain matter left behind. You just had this armor washed too!\r
+10~Boat Builder~A Large Adz~The adz falls to the ground next to the builder's corpse.\r
+10~Unwelcomed Guest~A Fruit Cake with Nuts~Easily one of the funnest kills today!\r
+10~John The Bard~An Oak Staff~He earned \1fhis\1f wings earlier than he had planned.\r
+10~Mad Summoner~Swarm of Bees~The bees begin devouring the summoner's corpse. You slowly back away...\r
+10~Ugly Harlot~Rock Filled Purse~Her tattered purse falls as she crumples to the ground.\r
+10~White Ninja~Large Sai~As he begins to fall, a puff of smoke appears and the corpse is gone...hmmm..\r
+10~Werewolf~Razor Sharp Fangs~The werewolf yelps like a kicked puppy, then turns into human form before releasing its final breath.\r
+Large Lag Beast~Lag Sword~These things keep getting nastier and nastier.\r
+11~Mean Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Broadsword~It slowly doubles over, as the halves of its body seperate into two peices from your blow...\r
+11~Lag Beast Lord~Huge Lag Battle Axe~It explodes in a massive array of bright light.\r
+11~Black Widow~Dripping Fangs~As you deliver the final blow, the spider shrivles up on its back and twitches..\r
+11~Mephistopheles~Faustian Sword~The corpse erupts into a burst of extremely hot flames before disappearing into the void.\r
+11~Amen Ra~Large Golden Staff~The heavens shake violently at the death of this one...\r
+11~Insane Clown~Big Red Shoe~DEAD! No loss here, you hate clowns anyway...\r
+11~Black Wyrm~Bloodied Claws~It dies with a piercing hiss...\r
+11~UnHoly Wrath~Sword of Armageddon~Shadows engulf the corpse. A chill passes through the air.\r
+11~Stone Giant~Huge Boudler~The once fearsome Stone Giant turns into a pile of pebbles.\r
+11~Evil Unicorn~Large Golden Horn~The Unicorn's beautiful mane is now covered in blood as it falls over, dead.\r
+11~Troll~Large Spiked Club~The smell is overwhelming, this is a good place for a stick-up.\r
+12~Insane Lag Beast~Glowing claws~Cackling, it looks at you and giggles before his head separates from his body.\r
+12~Ghost of the Mean Lag Beast~Fangs covered in feces~With a soft eerie moan, the ghost dissipates.\r
+12~Imhotep~Shimmering Sword~Thunder deafens all who live, you feel a surge of power pass through you, and you ask yourself, "What have I done?"\r
+12~Holy Wrath~Hand of God~If it bleeds and dies, then it was no god.\r
+12~Inu Yasha~The Tetsusaiga~Just before he dies, you notice his eyes turn red! You quickly run away victorious. (You hope)\r
+12~Sesshoumaru~The Tensaiga~You see The Tensaiga glow just before Sesshoumaru's body seemingly evaporates...\r
+12~Floating Bastard Sword~Slicing Blade~The sword falls to the ground motionless, then promptly rusts...they just don't make em like they used to...\r
+12~Floating Eye~Gaze of Death~Liquid oozes from the punctures, ewww...\r
+12~Ghost of Mephistopheles~Glowing Faustian Sword~You sent him straight back to Hell...again...\r
+12~Screeching Wraith~Peircing Scream~Ahh, precious silence, you still have ringing in your ears, though...\r
+12~Ogre Lord~Titan's Hammer~He was tough, but not tough enough.\r
+12~Mumrah the Everliving~Touch of Decay~Everliving? HAH! Riggghht...
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