Consolidated monster data into a single .dat file

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1~Slime~Acid Goo~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon~
1~Ghost~Cold Breath~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.~
1~Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.~
1~Whart Hog~Tusks~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!~
1~Pesky Kid~Slingshot~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom~
1~Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!~
1~Small Imp~Dagger~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!~
1~Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!~
1~Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.~
1~Drakee~Tail Slap~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!~
1~Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!~
1~Lost Warrior~Long Sword~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.~
1~Harry Potter~Nimbus 2000~I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.~
1~Snake Nidhogg~Crushtail~CURSE YOU!~
1~Seven of Nine~Nanoprobes~Death is irrelevant, resistance is futile~
1~Great Smiley~Happiness~Wheeeeeeeee, party!! :D~
1~Crud Puppy~Bad Office Coffee~My evil powers have grown weak!~
1~Layla~Sexy Kiss of Insanity~She lookes at you with her misleading eyes, almost making you feel bad you killed her.~
1~Ignatz Despoiler-of-Maidens~Bludgeon~Blessed with his own stupidity!~
1~King Kong~Skyscraper~I want my woman!~
1~Sergeant Gunnary Heartman~Drill Voice~You still need training boy!~
1~Cartman~Flammable Fart~Respect my authority!
2~Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!~
2~Sandman~Sleeping Dust~You put the sandman to his final sleep.~
2~Skank~Stiletto Heel~Your pimp hand is way strong!~
2~Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!~
2~Evil Elf~Dark Bow~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.~
2~Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!~
2~Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.~
2~Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.~
2~Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.~
2~Barbarian~Heavy Sword~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.~
2~Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.~
2~Small Orc~Sharp Blade~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...~
2~Virus Bots~Trojan Horses~You run a quick virus scan before you leave this software in the dust.
2~Hex Maniac~Satanic Powers~You'll go to hell!~
2~Eight-legged-freak~Venom~We'll meet again!~
2~Anger Piercer~Pointy sword~You broke my sword!~
2~Bookwarp Cadaver~Rotten smell~Don't let me rott!~
2~Clubthunder Enchanter~Enchantments~My magic has run dry...~
2~Disinterred Medusa~Snakes~What did you do to my snakes!~
2~Dissolver Manipulator-hangman~Itching ropes~You broke my rope!~
2~Gloomy Kraken~Weirdness~Glooooooooooom~
2~Hookweb Ophidian~Bad breath~Noooooooooooo~
2~Leech Ant~Leech~You anti-leecher!~
3~Teferi~Puzzle Box~It was a puzzling experience.~
3~Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~See you at the crossroads!~
3~Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.~
3~Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~She looked just about as good as she fought.~
3~Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!~
3~Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!~
3~Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!~
3~Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~Order has been restored for now...~
3~Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.~
3~Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.~
3~Juggalo~Clown Axe~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!~
3~The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~He's scared you for the very last time!~
3~Mace Plant~Mace~You stepped on me!~
3~Magician Ear~Odd powers~AAAH! Not so loud!~
3~Pudding Barracuda~Bad taste~You don't like my flavor?~
3~Rock Scavenger~Nosepick~Don't leave me here!~
3~Russet Pup~Licking power~Arf?~
3~Scavenging Lich~Spiked club~Bad, bad man!~ 
3~Scream Controller~Loud Shriek~My voice....~
4~Living Fire~Scorching Wind~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!~
4~Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!~
4~Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!~
4~Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...~
4~Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.~
4~Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~It almost got you this time... better be careful~
4~Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!~
4~Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!~
4~Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.~
4~Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.~
4~Gollum~His Precious~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.~
4~Rock Fighter~Boulders~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.~
4~Shadowy Flail Cactus~Spikes~You won?!?!~
4~Slicktome Wight~Acid~You're pretty slick!~
4~Songaxe Sprite~Axe~Lalalalalalaaaaa~
4~Tearblood Roper~Bloodthirst~I have to cry.~
4~Thunder-Basher~Bash~Fine! Be like that!~
4~Unicorn Monster~Horn~My horn! You broke it!~
4~Unknowable Brain Choker~Mental Asphyxiation~But I'm smarter!~
4~Zombie Tangler~Voodoo powers~Well, I'm dead!~
4~Bloomgas~Putrid Gas~Whats that smell?~
4~Brilliant Swarm-Posessor~Sting~Well thats just Brilliant!~
4~Chromatic Imp~Imp Scale~You suck!~
5~Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!~
5~Giant Ogre~Big Log~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.~
5~Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~Where's the exterminator when you need one?~
5~Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.~
5~Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!~
5~Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!~
5~Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!~
5~Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6?~
5~The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??~
5~Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!~
5~Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!~
5~Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Poison Banana Peel~Was that gorilla or guerilla?~
5~Cosmic Slash Spider~Venom bite~I'm going back to my web!~
5~Crystal Berserker-behemoth~Beserk!~You're just crazy~
5~Elder Corpse-miner~Rotten smell~Back to the 'ol mine~ 
5~Gibber Shocker~Electricity~What a shock!~
5~Hellish Choker~Choking~But I'm evil, I'm supposed to win!~
5~Hypnotic Bane~Hypnotic powers~I need to order the new "Hypnotism for Dummies"~
5~Lakevolcano Man~Lava~Perhaps Lava and water make a bad combo..~
5~Memory Orb~Knowledge~I'm still smarter~
5~Meteor Bear~Gihugic Claws~Rawwwwrrrrr~
5~Meteorleaf~Fire~*WHAM*~
5~Quadra Seeker-breaker~Quad~I never liked people like you~
6~Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.~
6~Disgruntled Postal Worker~AK-47~I guess he went postal!~
6~Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!~
6~Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet.~
6~Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~Don't tie me down! Ooh Ooh! Aah Aah!~
6~Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor.~
6~Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~What the heck was so funny?~
6~Freybug~Rocks~Your mother was a rolling stone!~
6~Psi Morph~Mind Control~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit!~
6~Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~Where's the Beef!?!?~
6~Atax~Tiny Daggers~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time!~
6~Idunkjoo~Trident~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW!~
6~Sandmountain Hangman~Sand~Arg, there's sand in my eye!~
6~Secret Stench Magician~Stinky Magic~Is that smell really me?~
6~Southern Flare Soaker~Red Flare~I'm going west...~
6~Steel Zombie~Ghost Steel~But.. how!?~
6~Stunhowl Phantom~Ghostly powers~I'm stunned!~
6~Wooden Glove~Splinter~Crap, got a splinter in my glove!~
7~Godzilla~Sparks~<Godzilla> ROAAAAAAR!!!~
7~Night Crawler~Long Tail~You cannot defend against my teleporting!~
7~Large Cactus~10,000 Needles~Pins and needles!!~
7~Fremen Fedaykin~Weirding Way~The death commando calls out for his beloved Muad'Dib before he dies.~
7~Land Shark~Razor Jaws~After you slay the half breed you tear off its fin and watch the pool of blood gather.~
7~Wraith Knight~Dark Sword~You could almost taste your impending doom with every swing of his sword!~
7~Daredevil~Walking Cane~All you can hear him say through his now toothless grin is "I'm not the bad guy!"~
7~Invisible Boxer~Floating Gloves~You had a hard time with this opponent, his blood soaked flesh is now fully visible.~
7~Evil Santa~Bag of Coal~This wicked black cloaked rival can do no more harm!~
7~Referee~Screeching Whistle~Personal foul. Penalty: his life!~
7~Warlock~Magic Staff~His spells were no match for your heroic display of power!~
7~Mafia Boss~Gatling Gun~You made him an offer he couldn't refuse!~
8~Cyclops~Laser Eye~That's one hot laser.
8~Wan's Beast~Crushing Embrace~The hairy thing has finally stopped moving.
8~Lord Mathese~Fencing Sword~You have wiped the sneer off his face once and for all.
8~King Arthur's Evil Twin~Excabular~You feel lucky to have lived, things could have gone sour..
8~Gate Keeper~Large Key~Goodness he was strong! No wonder he's guarding the gate!
8~Flying Elephant~Trunk~You wonder how such a large beast was able to fly.
8~Two Headed Lion~Two Headed Pounce~You have slain the mythical beast and, in the process, have cut off both of its heads!
8~Flying Purple People Eater~Horn on his Head~He was a one eyed one eared flying purple people eater!
8~Red Neck of the East~Trailer Hitch~If you go to your family reunion to pick up women, you might be a redneck!
8~Decomposed Corpse~Horrid Stench~Your stomach churns as you flee from this vile creature's twice killed carcus!
8~Empty Armor~Translucent Sword~The armor falls into a pile as your finishing blow misses completely! Where did it go?
8~Liquid Gold Man~Sword Arm~He was tough, and you were greedy, but the payoff is wonderful!
9~Iron Maiden~Hell and Fire~666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
9~Black Eye~Blank Stare~The eye seems to stare eternally inward from now on!
9~Bill Gates~Blue Screen of Death~format c: /q ...He's DEAD!
9~Honored Matre~Tantric Ecstacy~The whore's attempts at sexual government have been halted for now!
9~Shaitan~Melange Agony~Shai Hulud's warning must be taken with extreme humility, lest you invoke the wrath of Leto! Bi La Kaifa!
9~Bene Tleilax Master Waff~Poison Tipped Darts~You almost didn't have time to dodge the darts thrown from his sleeves!
9~Reverend Mother~Gom Jabbar~Her muscle conditioning was exquisite... but yours is better!
9~Extremely Large Dingo~Sharp Canines~That stupid mutt won't bother you anymore mate!
9~Walking Ebola Virus~Disease Ridden Body~You better decontaminate yourself, lest you find yourself infected by the vile monster!
9~Corprus Stalker~Swollen Limbs~He was slow, but extremely powerful! The corprus disease must do something to his body...
9~Alien Priest~Religious Banter~Green blood oozes from the carcus of this deceased missionary from beyond...
9~Mad Scientist~Hydrochloric Acid~The strange man cackles as he crawls away. All you catch is something about chemistry... ?
10~Baby Lag Beast~Lag Knife~It shrinks up into a little ball and slowly fades away.
10~Horrible Smell~Stink Bombs~You finish it off by hanging up a pine tree deodorizer around its neck.
10~Small Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Knife~Wow, that was an ugly little thing!
10~Undead Egyptian Slave~Carpenter's Mallet~That will be the last time he will strike with a hammer again!
10~Medium Lag Beast~Lag dagger~You wipe off the brain matter left behind. You just had this armor washed too!
10~Boat Builder~A Large Adz~The adz falls to the ground next to the builder's corpse.
10~Unwelcomed Guest~A Fruit Cake with Nuts~Easily one of the funnest kills today!
10~John The Bard~An Oak Staff~He earned \1fhis\1f wings earlier than he had planned.
10~Mad Summoner~Swarm of Bees~The bees begin devouring the summoner's corpse. You slowly back away...
10~Ugly Harlot~Rock Filled Purse~Her tattered purse falls as she crumples to the ground.
10~White Ninja~Large Sai~As he begins to fall, a puff of smoke appears and the corpse is gone...hmmm..
10~Werewolf~Razor Sharp Fangs~The werewolf yelps like a kicked puppy, then turns into human form before releasing its final breath.
Large Lag Beast~Lag Sword~These things keep getting nastier and nastier.
11~Mean Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Broadsword~It slowly doubles over, as the halves of its body seperate into two peices from your blow...
11~Lag Beast Lord~Huge Lag Battle Axe~It explodes in a massive array of bright light.
11~Black Widow~Dripping Fangs~As you deliver the final blow, the spider shrivles up on its back and twitches..
11~Mephistopheles~Faustian Sword~The corpse erupts into a burst of extremely hot flames before disappearing into the void.
11~Amen Ra~Large Golden Staff~The heavens shake violently at the death of this one...
11~Insane Clown~Big Red Shoe~DEAD! No loss here, you hate clowns anyway...
11~Black Wyrm~Bloodied Claws~It dies with a piercing hiss...
11~UnHoly Wrath~Sword of Armageddon~Shadows engulf the corpse. A chill passes through the air.
11~Stone Giant~Huge Boudler~The once fearsome Stone Giant turns into a pile of pebbles.
11~Evil Unicorn~Large Golden Horn~The Unicorn's beautiful mane is now covered in blood as it falls over, dead.
11~Troll~Large Spiked Club~The smell is overwhelming, this is a good place for a stick-up.
12~Insane Lag Beast~Glowing claws~Cackling, it looks at you and giggles before his head separates from his body.
12~Ghost of the Mean Lag Beast~Fangs covered in feces~With a soft eerie moan, the ghost dissipates.
12~Imhotep~Shimmering Sword~Thunder deafens all who live, you feel a surge of power pass through you, and you ask yourself, "What have I done?"
12~Holy Wrath~Hand of God~If it bleeds and dies, then it was no god.
12~Inu Yasha~The Tetsusaiga~Just before he dies, you notice his eyes turn red! You quickly run away victorious. (You hope)
12~Sesshoumaru~The Tensaiga~You see The Tensaiga glow just before Sesshoumaru's body seemingly evaporates...
12~Floating Bastard Sword~Slicing Blade~The sword falls to the ground motionless, then promptly rusts...they just don't make em like they used to...
12~Floating Eye~Gaze of Death~Liquid oozes from the punctures, ewww...
12~Ghost of Mephistopheles~Glowing Faustian Sword~You sent him straight back to Hell...again...
12~Screeching Wraith~Peircing Scream~Ahh, precious silence, you still have ringing in your ears, though...
12~Ogre Lord~Titan's Hammer~He was tough, but not tough enough.
12~Mumrah the Everliving~Touch of Decay~Everliving? HAH! Riggghht...