"was vaporized by the scientist's death ray.",
"slipped into a coma after drinking their poison-laced morning coffee.",
"was crushed to death by a 5-ton boulder.",
- "couldn't escape from the scientist's killbot army."
+ "couldn't escape from the scientist's killbot army.",
+ "was torn apart by a group of ferocious labrats.",
+ "was sucked into an artificial black hole.",
+ "took a bath in concentrated sulfuric acid."
}
local ls_bot