It is the culmination of a couple of KVIrc fans getting together to produce this. and adopted by a few users.\r
Monster slap consists of an alias called slap and if you also choose, an `OnHighlight` auto-reslap event catcher.\r
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-The slap alias, randomizes multiple variable entries of 6 arrays to give a slightly different slap each time.\r
-It has been constructed in such a way that no matter which variables are used, the result is always logical,\r
+The slap alias, randomizes multiple variable entries of **8** arrays to give a slightly different *slap* each time.\r
+It has been constructed in such a way that no matter which variables are used, the result is always (pretty close to) logical,\r
perhaps somewhat shocking ;) but most definitely fun and not meant to be offensive... Its a reality check slap.\r
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The reslap event is an `OnHighlight` event that catches a slap directed at yourself and auto-reslaps\r
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* Since version 2.0.1 it was rewritten using `switch()` and added ability to slap any nick\r
also added script share switch to share a link with other KVIrc users.\r
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+* Since version 2.0.5 another 2 arrays have been added:\r
+1) *Fictional Characters* that turn up to and make target nick to funny, surprising and unexpected things.\r
+2) Target nick also performs random actions against random things. \r
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Currently you can use the slap alias on its own without needing to use reslap.\r
This is why it is provided as a separate file to give you the choice.\r
%aliasname = "slap"
%slink = "https://git.io/vKgaa"
%s = "$b":"$b"
- %version = "2.0.1"
+ %version = "2.0.5"
%lic = "Public domain - https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/"
- if($0 == "custom")
+ if($0 == "*")
%nick = $1
- %action[0] = "hugs"
+ %action[0] = "pokes"
%action[1] = "drags"
%action[2] = "hits"
%action[3] = "kicks"
%action[6] = "slaps"
%action[7] = "throws"
%action[8] = "whips"
- %a = $rand(8)
+ %action[9] = "taunts"
+ %a = $rand(9)
%vaction = %action[%a]
%times[0] = "once"
%location[1] = "in the desert,"
%location[2] = "in the dungeon,"
%location[3] = "in the IRC channel,"
- %location[4] = "on an asteroid,"
- %location[5] = "on an alien planet,"
- %location[6] = "at the edge of a cliff,"
- %c = $rand(6)
+ %location[4] = "in a spaceship,"
+ %location[5] = "on an asteroid,"
+ %location[6] = "on an alien planet,"
+ %location[7] = "at the edge of a cliff,"
+ %c = $rand(7)
%vlocation = %location[%c]
%where[0] = "around"
%d = $rand(8)
%vwhere = %where[%d]
- %with[0] = "with"
- %with[1] = "and forces %nick to eat"
- %with[2] = "while %nick is forced to stare at"
- %with[3] = "while %nick eats"
- %with[4] = "and %nick has nightmares about"
- %with[5] = "while some alien zaps %nick with"
- %e = $rand(5)
- %vwith = %with[%e]
+ %naction[0] = "eats"
+ %naction[1] = "stares at"
+ %naction[2] = "hits"
+ %naction[3] = "kicks"
+ %naction[4] = "has nightmares about"
+ %naction[5] = "has wet dreams about"
+ %naction[6] = "walks around with"
+ %naction[7] = "picks own nose with"
+ %e = $rand(7)
+ %vnaction = %naction[%e]
+
+ %who[0] = "an alien"
+ %who[1] = "Jean Luc Picard"
+ %who[2] = "Yoda"
+ %who[3] = "Darth Vader"
+ %who[4] = "Pac-Man"
+ %who[5] = "Superman"
+ %who[6] = "Iron Man"
+ %who[7] = "The Hulk"
+ %who[8] = "Thor"
+ %who[9] = "a replicator"
+ %who[10] = "Snow White"
+ %f = $rand(10)
+ %vwho = %who[%f]
+
+ %target[0] = "with"
+ %target[1] = "and %nick %vnaction"
+ %target[2] = "while %nick %vnaction"
+ %target[3] = "and %vwho turns up and teases %nick with"
+ %target[4] = "and %vwho makes %nick poop"
+ %target[5] = "and %vwho talks %nick into buying"
+ %g = $rand(5)
+ %vtarget = %target[%g]
%slap[0] = "a large wild salmon!"
%slap[1] = "10K lines of source code!"
%slap[13] = "a long pole!"
%slap[14] = "a ping-pong paddle!"
%slap[15] = "a cardboard cut-out of Chuck Norris!"
- %slap[16] = "some Internet troll!"
+ %slap[16] = "a rabid Internet troll!"
%slap[17] = "an Apple product!"
%slap[18] = "a talking duck!"
%slap[19] = "a wasps nest!"
%slap[24] = "a dozen live squids!"
%slap[25] = "a horde of zombie vampires!"
%slap[26] = "a soft and cute kitten!"
- %slap[27] = "%nick's own severed arm!"
+ %slap[27] = "a severed arm!"
%slap[28] = "a Klingon disruptor!"
%slap[29] = "some monkey's feces!"
%slap[30] = "a cast iron frying pan!"
%slap[31] = "a reconstituted, flash-frozen and genetically modified fart!"
- %f = $rand(31)
- %vslap = %slap[%f]
+ %h = $rand(31)
+ %vslap = %slap[%h]
if(($window.type == "query") && (%nick == ""))
{
case("self"):
{
%nick = %self
- me %vaction %nick %ntimes %vwhere %vlocation %vwith %vslap
+ me %vaction %nick %ntimes %vwhere %vlocation %vtarget %vslap
unset %nick
break;
}
case(""):
{
echo $tr("Usage: %scriptname")
- echo " "/%aliasname <nick>" "%s $tr("Slaps the target nickname with random slap.")
- echo " "/%aliasname <self>" "%s $tr("Slaps own self with a random slap.")
- echo " "/%aliasname <sshare>" "%s $tr("Output a link to share %scriptname with other KVIrc users.")
- echo " "/%aliasname <sshare> <nick> %s $tr("Outputs a link to share %scriptname with a specific KVIrc user.")
- echo " "/%aliasname <custom> <nick> %s $tr("Slap every possible nickname including triggers used in script.")
+ echo " "/%aliasname nick" "%s $tr("Slaps the target nickname with random slap.")
+ echo " "/%aliasname self" "%s $tr("Slaps own self with a random slap.")
+ echo " "/%aliasname * nick" "%s $tr("Slap every possible nickname including triggers used in script.")
+ echo " "/%aliasname sshare" "%s $tr("Output a link to share %scriptname with other KVIrc users.")
+ echo " "/%aliasname sshare nick %s $tr("Outputs a link to share %scriptname with a specific KVIrc user.")
echo \n
- echo " "/%aliasname <uninstall> %s $tr("This uninstalls the "$b"alias(%aliasname)$b from KVIrc.")
+ echo " "/%aliasname uninstall %s $tr("This uninstalls the "$b"alias(%aliasname)$b from KVIrc.")
echo \n
echo %scriptname %version - $tr("Licensed under:") %lic
echo \n
}
default:
{
- me %vaction %nick %ntimes %vwhere %vlocation %vwith %vslap
+ me %vaction %nick %ntimes %vwhere %vlocation %vtarget %vslap
%RESLAP = 1
timer -s (delayreslap,5000)
%RESLAP = 0
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