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1 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
2 #Level 1
3 Slime~Acid Goo~6~50~3~9~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon
4 Ghost~Cold Breath~8~100~10~10~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.
5 Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~9~75~8~13~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.
6 Whart Hog~Tusks~10~80~6~10~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!
7 Pesky Kid~Slingshot~8~30~4~6~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom
8 Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~11~44~6~10~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!
9 Small Imp~Dagger~6~64~10~10~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!
10 Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~6~53~9~9~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!
11 Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~2~10~3~3~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.
12 Drakee~Tail Slap~5~22~7~5~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!
13 Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~6~40~10~7~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!
14 Lost Warrior~Long Sword~10~250~19~15~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.
15 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
16 #Level 2
17 Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~26~134~24~40~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!
18 Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~37~You put the sandman to his final sleep.
19 Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~34~Your pimp hand is way strong!
20 Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~22~130~8~29~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!
21 Evil Elf~Dark Bow~31~136~13~39~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.
22 Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~35~330~20~50~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!
23 Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~23~130~20~30~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.
24 Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~27~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.
25 Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~19~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.
26 Barbarian~Heavy Sword~29~250~25~30~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.
27 Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~29~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.
28 Small Orc~Sharp Blade~32~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...
29 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
30 #Level 3
31 Teferi~Puzzle Box~39~380~18~36~It was a puzzling experience.
32 Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~41~384~27~39~See you at the crossroads!
33 Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~37~563~22~48~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.
34 Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~56~She looked just about as good as she fought.
35 Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~40~1300~30~44~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!
36 Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~52~700~32~48~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!
37 Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~25~700~20~90~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!
38 Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~49~245~45~43~Order has been restored for now...
39 Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~49~763~15~60~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.
40 Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~45~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.
41 Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~60~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!
42 The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~50~He's scared you for the very last time!
43 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
44 #Level 4
45 Living Fire~Scorching Wind~99~1100~36~89~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!
46 Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~97~900~25~90~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!
47 Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~75~1000~35~80~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!
48 Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~52~1200~47~85~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...
49 Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~90~700~30~99~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.
50 Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~95~1747~81~100~It almost got you this time... better be careful
51 Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~79~597~57~92~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!
52 Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~88~1742~65~91~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!
53 Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~76~870~43~102~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.
54 Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~81~1300~32~105~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.
55 Gollum~Precious Treasure~75~1492~73~95~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.
56 Rock Fighter~Boulders~99~1742~99~125~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.
57 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
58 #Level 5
59 Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~130~1000~100~140~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!
60 Giant Ogre~Big Log~140~857~175~120~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.
61 Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~135~700~150~122~Where's the exterminator when you need one?
62 Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~150~900~175~146~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.
63 Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~155~1250~175~160~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!
64 Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~148~1603~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!
65 Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~155~1569~243~180~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!
66 Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~200~2191~254~175~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6?
67 The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~185~1890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??
68 Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~190~1792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!
69 Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~160~1500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!
70 Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Poison Banana Peel~170~1300~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla?
71 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
72 #Level 6
73 Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~255~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.
74 Disgruntled Postal Worker~AK-47~220~2500~200~201~I guess he went postal!
75 Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~240~3215~230~240~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!
76 Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~215~2750~145~214~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet.
77 Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~300~4500~375~221~Don't tie me down! Ooh Ooh! Aah Aah!
78 Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~286~2760~350~225~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor.
79 Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~229~1000~191~259~What the heck was so funny?
80 Freybug~Rocks~276~3412~300~250~Your mother was a rolling stone!
81 Psi Morph~Mind Control~295~3220~400~290~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit!
82 Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~260~2309~245~230~Where's the Beef!?!?
83 Atax~Tiny Daggers~260~2000~215~210~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time!
84 Idunkjoo~Trident~286~3165~243~245~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW!
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86 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)