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1 | # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) | |
2 | #Level 1 | |
3 | Slime~Acid Goo~6~50~3~9~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon | |
4 | Ghost~Cold Breath~8~100~10~10~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm. | |
5 | Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~9~75~8~13~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow. | |
6 | Whart Hog~Tusks~10~80~6~10~You cook and eat the hog for good measure! | |
7 | Pesky Kid~Slingshot~8~30~4~6~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom | |
8 | Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~11~44~6~10~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard! | |
9 | Small Imp~Dagger~6~64~10~10~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger! | |
10 | Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~6~53~9~9~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human! | |
11 | Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~2~10~3~3~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip. | |
12 | Drakee~Tail Slap~5~22~7~5~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump! | |
13 | Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~6~40~10~7~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all! | |
14 | Lost Warrior~Long Sword~10~250~19~15~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior. | |
15 | # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) | |
16 | #Level 2 | |
17 | Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~26~134~24~40~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate! | |
18 | Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~37~You put the sandman to his final sleep. | |
19 | Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~34~Your pimp hand is way strong! | |
20 | Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~22~130~8~29~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good! | |
21 | Evil Elf~Dark Bow~31~136~13~39~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm. | |
22 | Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~35~330~20~50~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big! | |
23 | Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~23~130~20~30~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt. | |
24 | Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~27~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic. | |
25 | Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~19~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows. | |
26 | Barbarian~Heavy Sword~29~250~25~30~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead. | |
27 | Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~29~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead. | |
28 | Small Orc~Sharp Blade~32~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror... | |
29 | # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) | |
30 | #Level 3 | |
31 | Teferi~Puzzle Box~39~380~18~36~It was a puzzling experience. | |
32 | Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~41~384~27~39~See you at the crossroads! | |
33 | Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~37~563~22~48~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh. | |
34 | Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~56~She looked just about as good as she fought. | |
35 | Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~40~1300~30~44~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money! | |
36 | Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~52~700~32~48~You take his snowboard and snap it in two! | |
37 | Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~25~700~20~90~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing! | |
38 | Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~49~245~45~43~Order has been restored for now... | |
39 | Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~49~763~15~60~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life. | |
40 | Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~45~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama. | |
41 | Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~60~What is a Juggalo? I don't know! | |
42 | The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~50~He's scared you for the very last time! | |
43 | # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) | |
44 | #Level 4 | |
45 | Living Fire~Scorching Wind~99~1100~36~89~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all! | |
46 | Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~97~900~25~90~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered! | |
47 | Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~75~1000~35~80~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon! | |
48 | Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~52~1200~47~85~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines... | |
49 | Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~90~700~30~99~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head. | |
50 | Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~95~1747~81~100~It almost got you this time... better be careful | |
51 | Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~79~597~57~92~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run! | |
52 | Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~88~1742~65~91~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead! | |
53 | Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~76~870~43~102~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again. | |
54 | Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~81~1300~32~105~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier. | |
55 | Gollum~Precious Treasure~75~1492~73~95~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow. | |
56 | Rock Fighter~Boulders~99~1742~99~125~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs. | |
57 | # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) | |
58 | #Level 5 | |
59 | Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~130~1000~100~140~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet! | |
60 | Giant Ogre~Big Log~140~857~175~120~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing. | |
61 | Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~135~700~150~122~Where's the exterminator when you need one? | |
62 | Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~150~900~175~146~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily. | |
63 | Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~155~1250~175~160~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent! | |
64 | Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~148~1603~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much! | |
65 | Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~155~1569~243~180~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector! | |
66 | Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~200~2191~254~175~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6? | |
67 | The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~185~1890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon?? | |
68 | Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~190~1792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of! | |
69 | Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~160~1500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head! | |
70 | Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Poison Banana Peel~170~1300~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla? | |
71 | # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) | |
72 | #Level 6 | |
73 | Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~255~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack. | |
74 | Disgruntled Postal Worker~AK-47~220~2500~200~201~I guess he went postal! | |
75 | Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~240~3215~230~240~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void! | |
76 | Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~215~2750~145~214~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet. | |
77 | Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~300~4500~375~221~Don't tie me down! Ooh Ooh! Aah Aah! | |
78 | Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~286~2760~350~225~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor. | |
79 | Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~229~1000~191~259~What the heck was so funny? | |
80 | Freybug~Rocks~276~3412~300~250~Your mother was a rolling stone! | |
81 | Psi Morph~Mind Control~295~3220~400~290~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit! | |
82 | Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~260~2309~245~230~Where's the Beef!?!? | |
83 | Atax~Tiny Daggers~260~2000~215~210~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time! | |
84 | Idunkjoo~Trident~286~3165~243~245~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW! | |
85 | ||
86 | #Level 7 | |
87 | Godzilla~Sparks~300~14004~300~321~<Godzilla> ROAAAAAAR!!! | |
88 | Night Crawler~Long Tail~312~13950~450~330~You cannot defend against my teleporting! | |
89 | Large Cactus~10,000 Needles~350~15158~403~340~Pins and needles!! | |
90 | Fremen Fedaykin~Weirding Way~351~11999~500~355~The death commando calls out for his beloved Muad'Dib before he dies. | |
91 | Land Shark~Razor Jaws~325~9041~410~310~After you slay the half breed you tear off its fin and watch the pool of blood gather. | |
92 | Wraith Knight~Dark Sword~320~9503~210~313~You could almost taste your impending doom with every swing of his sword! | |
93 | Daredevil~Walking Cane~321~12596~340~330~All you can hear him say through his now toothless grin is "I'm not the bad guy!" | |
94 | Invisible Boxer~Floating Gloves~330~13040~241~319~You had a hard time with this opponent, his blood soaked flesh is now fully visible. | |
95 | Evil Santa~Bag of Coal~328~12020~352~312~This wicked black cloaked rival can do no more harm! | |
96 | Referee~Screeching Whistle~302~12125~322~300~Personal foul. Penalty: his life! | |
97 | Warlock~Magic Staff~312~13312~201~310~His spells were no match for your heroic display of power! | |
98 | Mafia Boss~Gatling Gun~319~15025~300~316~You made him an offer he couldn't refuse! | |
99 | # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) | |
100 | #Level 8 | |
101 | Cyclops~Laser Eye~399~15000~490~399~That's one hot laser. | |
102 | Wans Beast~Crushing Embrace~370~17141~1000~300~The hairy thing has finally stopped moving. | |
103 | Lord Mathese~Fencing Sword~360~23011~1100~312~You have wiped the sneer off his face once and for all. | |
104 | King Arhur's Evil Twin~Excabular~351~24602~1233~350~You feel lucky to have lived, things could have gone sour.. | |
105 | Gate Keeper~Large Key~400~25642~4000~1243~Goodness he was strong! No wonder he's guarding the gate! | |
106 | Flying Elephant~Trunk~410~20000~3402~1029~You wonder how such a large beast was able to fly. | |
107 | Two Headed Lion~Two Headed Pounce~391~14010~2304~999~You have slain the mythical beast and, in the process, have cut off both of its heads! | |
108 | One Eyed one Eared Flying Purple People Eater~Horn on his Head~380~10001~2357~340~He was a one eyed one eared flying purple people eater! | |
109 | Red Neck of the East~Trailer Hitch~350~1000~670~700~If you go to your family reunion to pick up women, you might be a redneck! | |
110 | Decomposed Corpse~Horrid Stench~375~2140~1204~890~Your stomach churns as you flee from this vile creature's twice killed carcus! | |
111 | Empty Armor~Translucent Sword~380~13010~930~560~The armor falls into a pile as your finishing blow misses completely! Where did it go? | |
112 | Liquid Gold Man~Sword Arm~399~50102~900~2420~He was tough, and you were greedy, but the payoff is wonderful! | |
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