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f97dea8f | 1 | Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!~ |
2 | Sandman~Sleeping Dust~You put the sandman to his final sleep.~ | |
3 | Skank~Stiletto Heel~Your pimp hand is way strong!~ | |
4 | Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!~ | |
5 | Evil Elf~Dark Bow~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.~ | |
6 | Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!~ | |
7 | Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.~ | |
8 | Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.~ | |
9 | Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.~ | |
10 | Barbarian~Heavy Sword~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.~ | |
11 | Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.~ | |
12 | Small Orc~Sharp Blade~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...~ | |
e5d89da7 | 13 | Virus Bots~Trojan Horses~You run a quick virus scan before you leave this software in the dust. |
ac5ea620 | 14 | Hex Maniac~Satanic Powers~You'll go to hell!~ |
15 | Eight-legged-freak~Venom~We'll meet again!~ | |
16 | Anger Piercer~Pointy sword~You broke my sword!~ | |
17 | Bookwarp Cadaver~Rotten smell~Don't let me rott!~ | |
18 | Clubthunder Enchanter~Enchantments~My magic has run dry...~ | |
19 | Disinterred Medusa~Snakes~What did you do to my snakes!~ | |
20 | Dissolver Manipulator-hangman~Itching ropes~You broke my rope!~ | |
21 | Gloomy Kraken~Weirdness~Glooooooooooom~ | |
22 | Hookweb Ophidian~Bad breath~Noooooooooooo~ | |
23 | Leech Ant~Leech~You anti-leecher!~ | |
b5cea1ad | 24 | ^ |