Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!~
Sandman~Sleeping Dust~You put the sandman to his final sleep.~
Skank~Stiletto Heel~Your pimp hand is way strong!~
Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!~
Evil Elf~Dark Bow~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.~
Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!~
Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.~
Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.~
Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.~
Barbarian~Heavy Sword~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.~
Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.~
Small Orc~Sharp Blade~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...~
Virus Bots~Trojan Horses~You run a quick virus scan before you leave this software in the dust.
Hex Maniac~Satanic Powers~You'll go to hell!~
Eight-legged-freak~Venom~We'll meet again!~
Anger Piercer~Pointy sword~You broke my sword!~
Bookwarp Cadaver~Rotten smell~Don't let me rott!~
Clubthunder Enchanter~Enchantments~My magic has run dry...~
Disinterred Medusa~Snakes~What did you do to my snakes!~
Dissolver Manipulator-hangman~Itching ropes~You broke my rope!~
Gloomy Kraken~Weirdness~Glooooooooooom~
Hookweb Ophidian~Bad breath~Noooooooooooo~
Leech Ant~Leech~You anti-leecher!~
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