-"I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" ("$bHelp, I've fallen and I can't get up$b!",
- "If you drank your milk, you might not feel so vulnerable right now.",
- "So next time you're sitting in front of a tall frosty glass of milk, just think how much it will help build up your bone structure.");
-"ME" "Help you? You're beyond help.";
-"Zoot" "Crash it again, please?";
-"Entrope" "C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, Run!! (please?)";
-"emacs" ("A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with a question.",
- "The novice asked, \"Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?\"",
- "The Chief Priest had been in the temple for many years and could be relied upon to know these things. He thought for several minutes before replying.",
- "\"I don't see why not. It's got bloody well everything else.\"",
- "With that, the Chief Priest went to lunch. The novice suddenly achieved enlightenment, several years later.");
-"thanks" ("The srvx developers would like to thank the following people for their help in making srvx as polished as it is today:",
- "$bGameSurge IRC Network$b - All the users and staff there bear with our shortcomings and bugs and let us know what needs to be fixed.",
- "$bIC5 Networks$b (and JohnM in particular) - Never afraid to critique things, even if we are the 800 pound gorilla.",
- "$bMeeko, eraser, hock(ey), KilledInAction, MadEwokHerd, Milon and Shoat$b - Hardcore beta testing and bug finding on the testnet.",
- "$bCrips and feigling$b - Reading through all the boring messages and finding ways to make them clearer.");
+"ME" "I am at your service. /msg $C help command, or /join #help ";
+
+"thanks" ("AfterNET's own X3 is based on the hard work of the origional srvx developers. They would like to thank the following people for their help in making the origional srvx:",
+ " $bGameSurge IRC Network$b - All the users and staff there bear with our shortcomings and bugs and let us know what needs to be fixed.",
+ " $bIC5 Networks$b (and JohnM in particular) - Never afraid to critique things, even if we are the 800 pound gorilla.",
+ " $bMeeko, eraser, hock(ey), KilledInAction, MadEwokHerd, Milon and Shoat$b - Hardcore beta testing and bug finding on the testnet.",
+ " $bCrips and feigling$b - Reading through all the boring messages and finding ways to make them clearer.",
+ "Futher, the X3 team would like to thank:",
+ " $breed$b - who tirelessly nagged us to upgrade our services",
+ "$bAfterNET Users and Opers$b - who faught both for and against the change, for the better of Afternet.");
+
+"MODES" (
+ "/msg $C HELP MODES <option>",
+ "This command will return information for either:",
+ "CHANNEL: Channel mode(s).",
+ "USER: User mode(s).",
+ "$b$b",
+ "See MODES USER, and MODES CHANNEL for the meaning of modes.",
+ "$uSee also:$u set",
+ );
+
+"MODES USER" (
+ "*a - IRC administrator.",
+ " d - Deaf mode. All #channel messages are ignored.",
+ "*f - Fake host mode. ($bInvisible mode, will not be visibly set. Can only be set by a U:lined service.$b)",
+ " g - Allows you to see desynch wallops.",
+ "*h - Sethost mode. ($bInvisible mode, will not be visibly set.$b)",
+ " i - Invisible. A user will not be able to see you in /names or /who list(s). They $bmust$b know your exact nick.",
+ " k - Network service. You cannot be deopped, kicked or killed.",
+ "*n - Channels will not be shown in a user(s) /whois reply.",
+ " o - Global IRC operator.",
+ " r - Registered user. ($bInvisible mode, will not be visibly set. Can only be set by a U:lined service.$b)",
+ " s - Server notices.",
+ " w - See wallops and wallusers messages.",
+ " x - Real host will be obfuscated if authed to $N. ($bFixed mode, cannot be unset.$b)",
+ "*B - User is a bot.",
+ "*I - Idle time will not be shown in a user(s) /whois reply.",
+ "*O - Local IRC operator. ($bDeprecated and disabled. *ALL* IRC operators are global.$b)",
+ "*R - Only registered user(s) are allowed to message you.",
+ "*W - /whois paranoia. IRC operators are informed of a /whois taking place on them. ($bDisabled.$b)",
+ "*X - Extra oper. Gives extra abilities and privileges to IRC operators.",
+ "$b$b",
+ "$bNote:$b * indicates that the mode is only available on some networks."
+ );
+
+"MODES CHANNEL" (
+ "*a - IRC administrators only. ($bCan only be set by IRC administrators/operators. Can be overriden by /invite.$b)",
+ " b - Bans a user from a channel. ($bCan be overriden by /invite.$b)",
+ "*c - Incoming colour messages to the channel are blocked.",
+ "*e - Excludes a user from being banned from a channel. If they're +b'd and +e'd, they will still be able to join.",
+ "*h - Gives a user hop status. ($b%%$b)",
+ " i - Invite only. A user must be /invite'd to the channel in order to join.",
+ " k - Channel requires a key in order to join. ($bCan be overriden by /invite.$b)",
+ " l - Limit. Only a certain number of user(s) are allowed to join the channel. ($bCan be overriden by /invite.$b)",
+ " m - Moderated. Nobody other than hops ($b%%$b), ops ($b@$b) or voices ($b+$b) can talk.",
+ " n - All external messages will be blocked. ($bMust be in the channel in order to talk.$b)",
+ " o - Gives a user op status. ($b@$b)",
+ " p - Private. The channel will not appear in /list but will appear in /whois replies.",
+ " r - A user must be registered in order to join the channel. ($bCan be overriden by /invite.$b)",
+ " s - Secret. The channel will not appear in /list and /whois replies.",
+ " t - Only op(s) can change the topic.",
+ " v - Gives a user voice status. ($b+$b)",
+ "*z - Persistant channel. Once the last user has left, the channel will not be destroyed. ($bDisabled.$b)",
+ "*C - /ctcp messages to the channel are blocked.",
+ "*L - Mode(s) will not be displayed in /list.",
+ "*M - Only registered user(s) are allowed to talk in a channel. (Excludes hops ($b%%$b), ops ($b@$b) and voices. ($b+$b))",
+ "*N - /notices to the channel are blocked.",
+ "*O - IRC operators only. ($bCan only be set by either $C or IRC adminstrators/operators. Can be overriden by /invite.$b)",
+ "*Q - Part and quit messages will not be displayed in a channel.",
+ "*S - Bold, colour, reverse and underline code(s) are stripped from incoming messages.",
+ "*T - /amsgs to the channel are blocked.",
+ "*Z - SSL user(s) only. ($bCan only be set by either $C or those on an SSL connection.$b)",
+ "$b$b",
+ "$bNote:$b * indicates that the mode is only available on some networks."
+ );