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@@ -14,73 +14,116 @@ Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~6~40~10~7~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown ba
 Lost Warrior~Long Sword~10~250~19~15~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.
 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
 #Level 2
-Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~19~134~24~30~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!
-Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~27~You put the sandman to his final sleep.
-Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~25~Your pimp hand is way strong!
-Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~18~130~8~20~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!
-Evil Elf~Dark Bow~23~136~13~24~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.
-Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~21~330~20~18~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!
-Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~20~130~20~26~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.
-Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~18~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.
-Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~16~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.
+Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~26~134~24~40~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!
+Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~37~You put the sandman to his final sleep.
+Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~34~Your pimp hand is way strong!
+Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~22~130~8~29~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!
+Evil Elf~Dark Bow~31~136~13~39~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.
+Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~35~330~20~50~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!
+Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~23~130~20~30~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.
+Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~27~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.
+Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~19~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.
 Barbarian~Heavy Sword~29~250~25~30~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.
-Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~25~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.
-Small Orc~Sharp Blade~28~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...
+Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~29~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.
+Small Orc~Sharp Blade~32~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...
 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
 #Level 3
-Teferi~Puzzle Box~29~380~18~29~It was a puzzling experience.
-Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~37~384~27~32~See you at the crossroads!
-Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~29~563~22~45~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.
-Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~35~She looked just about as good as she fought.
-Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~35~1300~30~37~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!
-Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~32~700~32~38~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!
-Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~14~700~20~29~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!
-Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~33~245~45~32~Order has been restored for now...
-Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~38~763~15~45~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.
-Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~34~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.
-Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~29~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!
-The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~27~He's scared you for the very last time!
+Teferi~Puzzle Box~39~380~18~36~It was a puzzling experience.
+Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~41~384~27~39~See you at the crossroads!
+Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~37~563~22~48~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.
+Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~56~She looked just about as good as she fought.
+Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~40~1300~30~44~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!
+Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~52~700~32~48~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!
+Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~25~700~20~90~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!
+Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~49~245~45~43~Order has been restored for now...
+Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~49~763~15~60~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.
+Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~45~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.
+Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~60~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!
+The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~50~He's scared you for the very last time!
 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
 #Level 4
-Living Fire~Scorching Wind~55~1100~36~55~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!
-Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~89~900~25~50~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!
-Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~59~1000~35~60~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!
-Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~40~1200~47~76~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...
-Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~38~700~30~75~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.
-Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~68~1747~81~51~It almost got you this time... better be careful
-Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~70~597~57~60~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!
-Young Werewolf~Howling Bites~75~1742~65~42~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!
-Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~69~870~43~65~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.
-Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~63~1300~32~50~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.
-Gollum~Precious Treasure~66~1492~73~54~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.
-Rock Fighter~Small Boulders~87~1742~99~65~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.
+Living Fire~Scorching Wind~99~1100~36~89~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!
+Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~97~900~25~90~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!
+Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~75~1000~35~80~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!
+Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~52~1200~47~85~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...
+Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~90~700~30~99~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.
+Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~95~1747~81~100~It almost got you this time... better be careful
+Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~79~597~57~92~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!
+Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~88~1742~65~91~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!
+Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~76~870~43~102~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.
+Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~81~1300~32~105~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.
+Gollum~Precious Treasure~75~1492~73~95~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.
+Rock Fighter~Boulders~99~1742~99~125~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.
 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
 #Level 5
-Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~120~1000~100~80~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!
-Giant Ogre~Big Log~130~857~175~100~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.
-Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~125~700~150~112~Where's the exterminator when you need one?
-Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~140~900~175~126~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.
-Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~145~1250~175~150~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!
-Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~138~1603~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!
-Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~145~1569~243~170~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!
+Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~130~1000~100~140~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!
+Giant Ogre~Big Log~140~857~175~120~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.
+Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~135~700~150~122~Where's the exterminator when you need one?
+Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~150~900~175~146~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.
+Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~155~1250~175~160~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!
+Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~148~1603~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!
+Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~155~1569~243~180~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!
 Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~200~2191~254~175~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6?
-The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~175~1890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??
-Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~180~1792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!
-Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~150~1500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!
-Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Banana Peel~160~1300~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla?
+The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~185~1890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??
+Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~190~1792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!
+Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~160~1500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!
+Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Poison Banana Peel~170~1300~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla?
 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
 #Level 6
-Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~245~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.
-Disgruntled Postal Worker~Mail Sack~200~2500~200~200~I guess he went postal!
-Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~230~3215~230~210~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!
+Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~255~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.
+Disgruntled Postal Worker~AK-47~220~2500~200~201~I guess he went postal!
+Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~240~3215~230~240~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!
 Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~215~2750~145~214~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet.
-Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~300~4500~375~221~Don't tie me down!
-Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~276~2760~350~225~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor.
-Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~209~1000~191~259~What the heck was so funny?
-Freybug~Rocks~266~3412~300~250~Your mother was a rolling stone!
-Psi Morph~Mind Control~285~3220~400~290~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit!
-Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~250~2309~245~230~Where's the Beef!?!?
-Atax~Tiny Daggers~230~2000~215~210~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time!
-Idunkjoo~Trident~256~3165~243~245~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW!
+Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~300~4500~375~221~Don't tie me down! Ooh Ooh! Aah Aah!
+Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~286~2760~350~225~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor.
+Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~229~1000~191~259~What the heck was so funny?
+Freybug~Rocks~276~3412~300~250~Your mother was a rolling stone!
+Psi Morph~Mind Control~295~3220~400~290~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit!
+Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~260~2309~245~230~Where's the Beef!?!?
+Atax~Tiny Daggers~260~2000~215~210~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time!
+Idunkjoo~Trident~286~3165~243~245~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW!
 
+#Level 7
+Godzilla~Sparks~300~14004~300~321~<Godzilla> ROAAAAAAR!!!
+Night Crawler~Long Tail~312~13950~450~330~You cannot defend against my teleporting!
+Large Cactus~10,000 Needles~350~15158~403~340~Pins and needles!!
+Fremen Fedaykin~Weirding Way~351~11999~500~355~The death commando calls out for his beloved Muad'Dib before he dies.
+Land Shark~Razor Jaws~325~9041~410~310~After you slay the half breed you tear off its fin and watch the pool of blood gather.
+Wraith Knight~Dark Sword~320~9503~210~313~You could almost taste your impending doom with every swing of his sword!
+Daredevil~Walking Cane~321~12596~340~330~All you can hear him say through his now toothless grin is "I'm not the bad guy!"
+Invisible Boxer~Floating Gloves~330~13040~241~319~You had a hard time with this opponent, his blood soaked flesh is now fully visible.
+Evil Santa~Bag of Coal~328~12020~352~312~This wicked black cloaked rival can do no more harm!
+Referee~Screeching Whistle~302~12125~322~300~Personal foul. Penalty: his life!
+Warlock~Magic Staff~312~13312~201~310~His spells were no match for your heroic display of power!
+Mafia Boss~Gatling Gun~319~15025~300~316~You made him an offer he couldn't refuse!
 # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
+#Level 8
+Cyclops~Laser Eye~399~15000~490~399~That's one hot laser.
+Wans Beast~Crushing Embrace~370~17141~1000~300~The hairy thing has finally stopped moving.
+Lord Mathese~Fencing Sword~360~23011~1100~312~You have wiped the sneer off his face once and for all.
+King Arhur's Evil Twin~Excabular~351~24602~1233~350~You feel lucky to have lived, things could have gone sour..
+Gate Keeper~Large Key~400~25642~4000~1243~Goodness he was strong! No wonder he's guarding the gate!
+Flying Elephant~Trunk~410~20000~3402~1029~You wonder how such a large beast was able to fly.
+Two Headed Lion~Two Headed Pounce~391~14010~2304~999~You have slain the mythical beast and, in the process, have cut off both of its heads!
+One Eyed one Eared Flying Purple People Eater~Horn on his Head~380~10001~2357~340~He was a one eyed one eared flying purple people eater!
+Red Neck of the East~Trailer Hitch~350~1000~670~700~If you go to your family reunion to pick up women, you might be a redneck!
+Decomposed Corpse~Horrid Stench~375~2140~1204~890~Your stomach churns as you flee from this vile creature's twice killed carcus!
+Empty Armor~Translucent Sword~380~13010~930~560~The armor falls into a pile as your finishing blow misses completely! Where did it go?
+Liquid Gold Man~Sword Arm~399~50102~900~2420~He was tough, and you were greedy, but the payoff is wonderful!
+# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) level 9
+# Level 9
+Iron Maiden~Hell and Fire~450~60021~1234~2000~666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
+Black Eye~Blank Stare~475~45982~1501~2123~The eye seems to stare eternally inward from now on!
+Bill Gates~Blue Screen of Death~510~100000~1700~2400~format c: /q ...He's DEAD!
+Honored Matre~Tantric Ecstacy~483~10351~2102~2302~The whore's attempts at sexual government have been halted for now!
+Shaitan~Melange Agony~500~30491~3400~2500~Shai Hulud's warning must be taken with extreme humility, lest you invoke the wrath of Leto! Bi La Kaifa!
+Bene Tleilax Master Waff~Poison Tipped Darts~461~20121~2051~2223~You almost didn't have time to dodge the darts thrown from his sleeves!
+Reverend Mother~Gom Jabbar~490~23300~4032~2102~Her muscle conditioning was exquisite... but yours is better!
+Extremely Large Dingo~Sharp Canines~450~15231~2123~1958~That stupid mutt won't bother you anymore mate!
+Walking Ebola Virus~Disease Ridden Body~475~12314~1231~2000~You better decontaminate yourself, lest you find yourself infected by the vile monster!
+Corprus Stalker~Swollen Limbs~400~9412~2311~3000~He was slow, but extremely powerful! The corprus disease must do something to his body...
+Alien Priest~Religious Banter~420~1000~2223~2122~Green blood oozes from the carcus of this deceased missionary from beyond...
+Mad Scientist~Hydrochloric Acid~435~3203~1452~1760~The strange man cackles as he crawls away. All you catch is something about chemistry... ?
+# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) level 10
+# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) level 11
+# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) level 12