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-Slime~Acid Goo~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon~\r
-Ghost~Cold Breath~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.~\r
-Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.~\r
-Whart Hog~Tusks~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!~\r
-Pesky Kid~Slingshot~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom~\r
-Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!~\r
-Small Imp~Dagger~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!~\r
-Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!~\r
-Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.~\r
-Drakee~Tail Slap~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!~\r
-Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!~\r
-Lost Warrior~Long Sword~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.~\r
-Harry Potter~Nimbus 2000~I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.~\r
-Snake Nidhogg~Crushtail~CURSE YOU!~\r
-Seven of Nine~Nanoprobes~Death is irrelevant, resistance is futile~\r
-Great Smiley~Happiness~Wheeeeeeeee, party!! :D~\r
-Crud Puppy~Bad Office Coffee~My evil powers have grown weak!~\r
-Layla~Sexy Kiss of Insanity~She lookes at you with her misleading eyes, almost making you feel bad you killed her.~\r
-Ignatz Despoiler-of-Maidens~Bludgeon~Blessed with his own stupidity!~\r
-King Kong~Skyscraper~I want my woman!~\r
-Sergeant Gunnary Heartman~Drill Voice~You still need training boy!~\r
-Cartman~Flammable Fart~Respect my authority!
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