# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) #Level 1 Slime~Acid Goo~6~50~3~9~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon Ghost~Cold Breath~8~100~10~10~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm. Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~9~75~8~13~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow. Whart Hog~Tusks~10~80~6~10~You cook and eat the hog for good measure! Pesky Kid~Slingshot~8~30~4~6~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~11~44~6~10~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard! Small Imp~Dagger~6~64~10~10~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger! Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~6~53~9~9~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human! Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~2~10~3~3~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip. Drakee~Tail Slap~5~22~7~5~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump! Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~6~40~10~7~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all! Lost Warrior~Long Sword~10~250~19~15~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior. # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) #Level 2 Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~26~134~24~40~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate! Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~37~You put the sandman to his final sleep. Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~34~Your pimp hand is way strong! Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~22~130~8~29~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good! Evil Elf~Dark Bow~31~136~13~39~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm. Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~35~330~20~50~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big! Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~23~130~20~30~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt. Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~27~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic. Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~19~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows. Barbarian~Heavy Sword~29~250~25~30~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead. Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~29~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead. Small Orc~Sharp Blade~32~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror... # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) #Level 3 Teferi~Puzzle Box~39~380~18~36~It was a puzzling experience. Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~41~384~27~39~See you at the crossroads! Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~37~563~22~48~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh. Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~56~She looked just about as good as she fought. Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~40~1300~30~44~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money! Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~52~700~32~48~You take his snowboard and snap it in two! Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~25~700~20~90~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing! Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~49~245~45~43~Order has been restored for now... Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~49~763~15~60~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life. Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~45~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama. Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~60~What is a Juggalo? I don't know! The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~50~He's scared you for the very last time! # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) #Level 4 Living Fire~Scorching Wind~99~1100~36~89~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all! Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~97~900~25~90~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered! Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~75~1000~35~80~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon! Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~52~1200~47~85~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines... Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~90~700~30~99~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head. Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~95~1747~81~100~It almost got you this time... better be careful Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~79~597~57~92~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run! Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~88~1742~65~91~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead! Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~76~870~43~102~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again. Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~81~1300~32~105~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier. Gollum~Precious Treasure~75~1492~73~95~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow. Rock Fighter~Boulders~99~1742~99~125~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs. # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) #Level 5 Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~130~1900~100~140~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet! Giant Ogre~Big Log~140~1857~175~120~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing. Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~135~1700~150~122~Where's the exterminator when you need one? Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~150~2900~175~146~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily. Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~155~3250~175~160~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent! Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~148~1903~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much! Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~155~4569~243~180~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector! Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~200~5191~254~175~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6? The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~185~3890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon?? Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~190~3792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of! Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~160~2500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head! Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Poison Banana Peel~170~1990~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla? # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) #Level 6 Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~255~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack. Disgruntled Postal Worker~AK-47~220~4500~200~201~I guess he went postal! Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~240~5215~230~240~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void! Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~215~2750~145~214~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet. Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~300~4500~375~221~Don't tie me down! Ooh Ooh! Aah Aah! Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~286~2760~350~225~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor. Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~229~4000~191~259~What the heck was so funny? Freybug~Rocks~276~4412~300~250~Your mother was a rolling stone! Psi Morph~Mind Control~295~6220~400~290~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit! Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~260~2309~245~230~Where's the Beef!?!? Atax~Tiny Daggers~260~2000~215~210~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time! Idunkjoo~Trident~286~3165~243~245~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW! #Level 7 Godzilla~Sparks~300~14004~300~521~ ROAAAAAAR!!! Night Crawler~Long Tail~312~13950~450~530~You cannot defend against my teleporting! Large Cactus~10,000 Needles~350~15158~403~540~Pins and needles!! Fremen Fedaykin~Weirding Way~351~11999~500~555~The death commando calls out for his beloved Muad'Dib before he dies. Land Shark~Razor Jaws~325~9041~410~510~After you slay the half breed you tear off its fin and watch the pool of blood gather. Wraith Knight~Dark Sword~320~9503~210~513~You could almost taste your impending doom with every swing of his sword! Daredevil~Walking Cane~321~12596~340~530~All you can hear him say through his now toothless grin is "I'm not the bad guy!" Invisible Boxer~Floating Gloves~330~13040~241~519~You had a hard time with this opponent, his blood soaked flesh is now fully visible. Evil Santa~Bag of Coal~328~12020~352~512~This wicked black cloaked rival can do no more harm! Referee~Screeching Whistle~302~12125~322~500~Personal foul. Penalty: his life! Warlock~Magic Staff~312~13312~201~410~His spells were no match for your heroic display of power! Mafia Boss~Gatling Gun~319~15025~300~416~You made him an offer he couldn't refuse! # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) #Level 8 Cyclops~Laser Eye~399~15000~490~399~That's one hot laser. Wan's Beast~Crushing Embrace~370~17141~1000~1300~The hairy thing has finally stopped moving. Lord Mathese~Fencing Sword~360~23011~1100~1312~You have wiped the sneer off his face once and for all. King Arhur's Evil Twin~Excabular~351~24602~1233~1350~You feel lucky to have lived, things could have gone sour.. Gate Keeper~Large Key~400~25642~4000~1243~Goodness he was strong! No wonder he's guarding the gate! Flying Elephant~Trunk~410~20000~3402~1029~You wonder how such a large beast was able to fly. Two Headed Lion~Two Headed Pounce~391~14010~2304~999~You have slain the mythical beast and, in the process, have cut off both of its heads! One Eyed one Eared Flying Purple People Eater~Horn on his Head~380~10001~2357~640~He was a one eyed one eared flying purple people eater! Red Neck of the East~Trailer Hitch~350~1000~670~900~If you go to your family reunion to pick up women, you might be a redneck! Decomposed Corpse~Horrid Stench~375~2140~1204~990~Your stomach churns as you flee from this vile creature's twice killed carcus! Empty Armor~Translucent Sword~380~13010~930~760~The armor falls into a pile as your finishing blow misses completely! Where did it go? Liquid Gold Man~Sword Arm~399~50102~900~2420~He was tough, and you were greedy, but the payoff is wonderful! # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) level 9 # Level 9 Iron Maiden~Hell and Fire~450~60021~1234~2000~666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST! Black Eye~Blank Stare~475~45982~1501~2123~The eye seems to stare eternally inward from now on! Bill Gates~Blue Screen of Death~510~100000~1700~2400~format c: /q ...He's DEAD! Honored Matre~Tantric Ecstacy~483~10351~2102~2302~The whore's attempts at sexual government have been halted for now! Shaitan~Melange Agony~500~30491~3400~2500~Shai Hulud's warning must be taken with extreme humility, lest you invoke the wrath of Leto! Bi La Kaifa! Bene Tleilax Master Waff~Poison Tipped Darts~461~20121~2051~2223~You almost didn't have time to dodge the darts thrown from his sleeves! Reverend Mother~Gom Jabbar~490~23300~4032~2102~Her muscle conditioning was exquisite... but yours is better! Extremely Large Dingo~Sharp Canines~450~15231~2123~1958~That stupid mutt won't bother you anymore mate! Walking Ebola Virus~Disease Ridden Body~475~12314~1231~2000~You better decontaminate yourself, lest you find yourself infected by the vile monster! Corprus Stalker~Swollen Limbs~400~9412~2311~3000~He was slow, but extremely powerful! The corprus disease must do something to his body... Alien Priest~Religious Banter~420~1000~2223~2122~Green blood oozes from the carcus of this deceased missionary from beyond... Mad Scientist~Hydrochloric Acid~435~3203~1452~1760~The strange man cackles as he crawls away. All you catch is something about chemistry... ? # Level 10 Baby Lag Beast~Lag Knife~490~13000~3000~2500~It shrinks up into a little ball and slowly fades away. Horrible Smell~Stink Bombs~480~1325~22900~2645~You finish it off by hanging up a pine tree deodorizer around its neck. Small Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Knife~500~13333~3500~2750~Wow, that was an ugly little thing! Undead Egyptian Slave~Carpenter's Mallet~515~11642~3645~2800~That will be the last time he will strike with a hammer again! Medium Lag Beast~Lag dagger~520~25546~3780~3120~You wipe off the brain matter left behind. You just had this armor washed too! Boat Builder~A Large Adz~510~14600~3099~3000~The adz falls to the ground next to the builder's corpse. Unwelcomed Guest~A Fruit Cake with Nuts~100~21566~2785~6000~Easily one of the funnest kills today! John The Bard~An Oak Staff~492~12655~3902~2564~He earned his wings earlier than he had planned. Mad Summoner~Swarm of Bees~545~10456~5000~2697~The bees begin devouring the summoner's corpse. You slowly back away... Ugly Harlot~Rock Filled Purse~498~12678~3123~1978~Her tattered purse falls as she crumples to the ground. White Ninja~Large Sai~531~19789~5300~3400~As he begins to fall, a puff of smoke appears and the corpse is gone...hmmm.. Werewolf~Razor Sharp Fangs~550~41003~5500~3134~The werewolf yelps like a kicked puppy, then turns into human form before releasing its final breath. # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) # Level 11 Large Lag Beast~Lag Sword~575~20234~5465~3000~These things keep getting nastier and nastier. Mean Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Broadsword~600~45326~6789~3210~It slowly doubles over, as the halves of its body seperate into two peices from your blow... Lag Beast Lord~Huge Lag Battle Axe~675~35674~7981~3300~It explodes in a massive array of bright light. Black Widow~Dripping Fangs~650~55654~7500~3200~As you deliver the final blow, the spider shrivles up on its back and twitches.. Mephistopheles~Faustian Sword~599~9878~7000~3101~The corpse erupts into a burst of extremely hot flames before disappearing into the void. Amen Ra~Large Golden Staff~625~71234~7250~2840~The heavens shake violently at the death of this one... Insane Clown~Big Red Shoe~590~12665~6970~2785~DEAD! No loss here, you hate clowns anyway... Black Wyrm~Bloodied Claws~580~38100~6700~2895~It dies with a piercing hiss... UnHoly Wrath~Sword of Armageddon~645~42333~7300~2999~Shadows engulf the corpse. A chill passes through the air. Stone Giant~Huge Boudler~660~36750~7800~3123~The once fearsome Stone Giant turns into a pile of pebbles. Evil Unicorn~Large Golden Horn~610~67800~7000~3000~The Unicorn's beautiful mane is now covered in blood as it falls over, dead. Troll~Large Spiked Club~615~19000~7100~3100~The smell is overwhelming, this is a good place for a stick-up. # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) # Level 12 Insane Lag Beast~Glowing claws~750~61111~10000~4000~Cackling, it looks at you and giggles before his head separates from his body. Ghost of the Mean Lag Beast~Fangs covered in feces~700~71200~14000~10000~4000~With a soft eerie moan, the ghost dissipates. Imhotep~Shimmering Sword~775~66777~11000~4099~Thunder deafens all who live, you feel a surge of power pass through you, and you ask yourself, "What have I done?" Holy Wrath~Hand of God~760~48000~14560~4020~If it bleeds and dies, then it was no god. Inu Yasha~The Tetsusaiga~765~39000~13467~4000~Just before he dies, you notice his eyes turn red! You quickly run away victorious. (You hope) Sesshoumaru~The Tensaiga~740~50345~9789~4123~You see The Tensaiga glow just before Sesshoumaru's body seemingly evaporates... Floating Bastard Sword~Slicing Blade~700~29543~12344~3999~The sword falls to the ground motionless, then promptly rusts...they just don't make em like they used to... Floating Eye~Gaze of Death~690~19999~11264~3900~Liquid oozes from the punctures, ewww... Ghost of Mephistopheles~Glowing Faustian Sword~685~10000~11000~4125~You sent him straight back to Hell...again... Screeching Wraith~Peircing Scream~670~25671~9000~4100~Ahh, precious silence, you still have ringing in your ears, though... Ogre Lord~Titan's Hammer~699~26000~9788~4000~He was tough, but not tough enough. Mumrah the Everliving~Touch of Decay~730~55000~25000~3500~Everliving? HAH! Riggghht... # Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)