Slime~Acid Goo~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon~
Ghost~Cold Breath~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.~
Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.~
Whart Hog~Tusks~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!~
Pesky Kid~Slingshot~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom~
Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!~
Small Imp~Dagger~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!~
Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!~
Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.~
Drakee~Tail Slap~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!~
Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!~
Lost Warrior~Long Sword~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.~
Harry Potter~Nimbus 2000~I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.~
Snake Nidhogg~Crushtail~CURSE YOU!~
Seven of Nine~Nanoprobes~Death is irrelevant, resistance is futile~
Great Smiley~Happiness~Wheeeeeeeee, party!! :D~
Crud Puppy~Bad Office Coffee~My evil powers have grown weak!~
Layla~Sexy Kiss of Insanity~She lookes at you with her misleading eyes, almost making you feel bad you killed her.~
Ignatz Despoiler-of-Maidens~Bludgeon~Blessed with his own stupidity!~
King Kong~Skyscraper~I want my woman!~
Sergeant Gunnary Heartman~Drill Voice~You still need training boy!~
Cartman~Flammable Fart~Respect my authority!