# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 1
Slime~Acid Goo~6~50~3~9~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon
Ghost~Cold Breath~8~100~10~10~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.
Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~9~75~8~13~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.
Whart Hog~Tusks~10~80~6~10~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!
Pesky Kid~Slingshot~8~30~4~6~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom
Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~11~44~6~10~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!
Small Imp~Dagger~6~64~10~10~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!
Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~6~53~9~9~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!
Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~2~10~3~3~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.
Drakee~Tail Slap~5~22~7~5~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!
Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~6~40~10~7~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!
Lost Warrior~Long Sword~10~250~19~15~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 2
Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~26~134~24~40~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!
Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~37~You put the sandman to his final sleep.
Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~34~Your pimp hand is way strong!
Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~22~130~8~29~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!
Evil Elf~Dark Bow~31~136~13~39~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.
Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~35~330~20~50~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!
Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~23~130~20~30~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.
Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~27~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.
Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~19~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.
Barbarian~Heavy Sword~29~250~25~30~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.
Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~29~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.
Small Orc~Sharp Blade~32~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 3
Teferi~Puzzle Box~39~380~18~36~It was a puzzling experience.
Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~41~384~27~39~See you at the crossroads!
Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~37~563~22~48~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.
Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~56~She looked just about as good as she fought.
Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~40~1300~30~44~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!
Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~52~700~32~48~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!
Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~25~700~20~90~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!
Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~49~245~45~43~Order has been restored for now...
Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~49~763~15~60~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.
Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~45~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.
Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~60~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!
The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~50~He's scared you for the very last time!
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 4
Living Fire~Scorching Wind~58~1100~36~55~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!
Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~89~900~25~50~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!
Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~61~1000~35~60~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!
Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~52~1200~47~76~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...
Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~67~700~30~75~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.
Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~68~1747~81~51~It almost got you this time... better be careful
Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~70~597~57~60~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!
Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~75~1742~65~42~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!
Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~69~870~43~65~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.
Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~70~1300~32~50~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.
Gollum~Precious Treasure~66~1492~73~54~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.
Rock Fighter~Boulders~87~1742~99~65~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 5
Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~120~1000~100~80~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!
Giant Ogre~Big Log~130~857~175~100~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.
Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~125~700~150~112~Where's the exterminator when you need one?
Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~140~900~175~126~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.
Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~145~1250~175~150~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!
Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~138~1603~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!
Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~145~1569~243~170~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!
Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~200~2191~254~175~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6?
The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~175~1890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??
Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~180~1792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!
Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~150~1500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!
Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Banana Peel~160~1300~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla?
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 6
Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~245~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.
Disgruntled Postal Worker~Mail Sack~200~2500~200~200~I guess he went postal!
Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~230~3215~230~210~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!
Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~215~2750~145~214~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet.
Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~300~4500~375~221~Don't tie me down!
Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~276~2760~350~225~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor.
Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~209~1000~191~259~What the heck was so funny?
Freybug~Rocks~266~3412~300~250~Your mother was a rolling stone!
Psi Morph~Mind Control~285~3220~400~290~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit!
Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~250~2309~245~230~Where's the Beef!?!?
Atax~Tiny Daggers~230~2000~215~210~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time!
Idunkjoo~Trident~256~3165~243~245~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW!

# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)