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# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 1
Slime~Acid Goo~6~50~3~9~The slime oozes into nothing... you clean the acid goo off of your weapon
Ghost~Cold Breath~8~100~10~10~You feel a chill as the spirit leaves the realm.
Ugly Rodent~Sharp Teeth~9~75~8~13~You stomp on the Ugly Rodent's remains for a finishing blow.
Whart Hog~Tusks~10~80~6~10~You cook and eat the hog for good measure!
Pesky Kid~Slingshot~8~30~4~6~You take his slingshot and snap the band, sending the kid crying home to mom
Playground Bully~Painful Noogie~11~44~6~10~You give him an indian burn, and punt him across the schoolyard!
Small Imp~Dagger~6~64~10~10~You can't help but laugh as he stumbles and falls onto his own dagger!
Little Monkey~Monkey Wrench~6~53~9~9~You want to cook it, but you just can't think of eating something that looks so human!
Grub Worm~Minor Nudge~2~10~3~3~You decide to save the poor little fella for your next fishing trip.
Drakee~Tail Slap~5~22~7~5~You hold the little Drakee by its tale and slam it down on a dry stump!
Fat Slob~Smelly Breath~6~40~10~7~You kick his stomach for fun, and are thrown back by the spring of it all!
Lost Warrior~Long Sword~10~250~19~15~You give him a proper burial in respect for the dead warrior.
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 2
Lost Warrior's Cousin Larry~Wood Axe~26~134~24~40~He was pretty pissed you killed his cousin, but he seems to have suffered the same fate!
Sandman~Sleeping Dust~25~80~6~37~You put the sandman to his final sleep.
Skank~Stiletto Heel~21~160~12~34~Your pimp hand is way strong!
Goblin Gardener~Garden Spade~22~130~8~29~You trample on his garden after slaying him... that felt good!
Evil Elf~Dark Bow~31~136~13~39~Elves are usually nice you thought... hmm.
Viking Warrior~Broad Sword~35~330~20~50~You heard vikings were big, but not THAT big!
Wicked Witch~Cackling Laugh~23~130~20~30~Just for kicks, you splash some water on her and watch her melt.
Vampire Bat~Blood Sucking Fangs~27~125~21~29~You fry up the bat and eat it... needs gaaahlic.
Thorn Bush~101 Thorns~19~94~15~25~You set the bush ablaze and roast some marshmallows.
Barbarian~Heavy Sword~29~250~25~30~You listen to him moan as he falls over dead.
Crypt Rat~Stinging Bite~29~119~20~26~You squash the little rodent for fear that it might not be dead.
Small Orc~Sharp Blade~32~300~30~36~It's an ugly one, and it would've grown up to be a terror...
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 3
Teferi~Puzzle Box~39~380~18~36~It was a puzzling experience.
Spineless Thug~Spiked Bat~41~384~27~39~See you at the crossroads!
Pyromaniac~Flame Thrower~37~563~22~48~He chants FIRE FIRE as he falls to the ground... a burning heap of flesh.
Evil Enchantress~Deadly Spell~50~830~35~56~She looked just about as good as she fought.
Killer Leprechaun~Gold Rush~40~1300~30~44~You steal his pot of gold... that's a lot of money!
Avalanche Rider~Huge Snowball~52~700~32~48~You take his snowboard and snap it in two!
Blundering Idiot~Stupidity~25~700~20~90~Now there's one person you don't feel sorry for killing!
Militant Anarchist~Molotov Cocktail~49~245~45~43~Order has been restored for now...
Scathe Zombies~Death Grip~49~763~15~60~That was perhaps the scariest experience of your life.
Demon Llama~Flamed Spit~48~638~28~45~You wipe the spit off your face and fling it back at the Llama.
Juggalo~Clown Axe~60~650~30~60~What is a Juggalo? I don't know!
The Boogie Man~Striking Fear~46~600~35~50~He's scared you for the very last time!
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 4
Living Fire~Scorching Wind~99~1100~36~89~You extinguish the Living Flame once and for all!
Raging Orc~Orcish Artillary~97~900~25~90~This orc was a bit tougher than you remembered!
Huge Tarantula~Tangling Web~75~1000~35~80~You're glad you overcame your arachniphobia so soon!
Rabid Wolf~Cujo Bite~52~1200~47~85~The mutt falls over dead as white foam drips from its deadly canines...
Goblin Fighter~Morning Star~90~700~30~99~He almost got you, but you sliced off his head.
Grizzly Bear~Razor Claws~95~1747~81~100~It almost got you this time... better be careful
Skeleton Man~Leg Bone~79~597~57~92~As a finisher, you wind up with the broad side of your weapon and hit his skull off for a home run!
Young Werewolf~Gnashed Teeth~88~1742~65~91~You scatter the wolf's body parts in hopes he will stay dead!
Dark Infantry~Flesh Reaper~76~870~43~102~Light has prevailed this time... but it's only so long before you meet again.
Erie Spirit~Deadly Grin~81~1300~32~105~His cousin the ghost was a little bit easier.
Gollum~Precious Treasure~75~1492~73~95~Gollum screams out "MY PRECIOUS" as his small body falls limp from your blow.
Rock Fighter~Boulders~99~1742~99~125~You dodge his last rock, and counter with a low blow, cutting off his legs.
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 5
Giant Sphinx~Ancient Curse~130~1900~100~140~You look in awe at the great wonder, collapsed at your feet!
Giant Ogre~Big Log~140~1857~175~120~Your wits outmatched the ogre's brawn... big dumb thing.
Massive Cockroach~Piercing Hiss~135~1700~150~122~Where's the exterminator when you need one?
Large Venomous Snake~Poison Fangs~150~2900~175~146~After killing this beast you check for puncture marks... you find none, luckily.
Lizard Man~Deadly Jaws~155~3250~175~160~His scales made for tough armor, and his jaws for a tougher opponent!
Face Dancer~Illusion Scyth~148~1903~198~173~His carcus takes the shape of many things before it dies. His true form is so repulsive, you know why he changed faces so much!
Darklord Longbow Archer~Deadly Bow and Arrows~155~4569~243~180~Your face turns white with horror after you realize you just met the devil's protector!
Hell's Paladin~Sword of Hellfire~200~5191~254~175~This is starting to get tough you think. Do you really want to go to level 6?
The Unknown Soldier~Soul Torture~185~3890~200~180~Who was that? Where was he from? And what was that weapon??
Undead Cult Leader~Lance of Deceit~190~3792~195~190~His words fall on deaf ears... this is one cult you will NOT be part of!
Water Serpent~Forked Tongue~160~2500~176~220~The serpent squeals as you cut off its head!
Silverback Gorilla~Deadly Poison Banana Peel~170~1990~150~178~Was that gorilla or guerilla?
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 6
Cheap Bastard~Sack of Pennies~255~1000~195~200~You hear him scream, "MY COINS!!" as you run off with his sack.
Disgruntled Postal Worker~AK-47~220~4500~200~201~I guess he went postal!
Unix Administrator~rm -rf you~240~5215~230~240~mv unixadmin /dev/null ; ls unixadmin ... You make sure he's null and void!
Tremble Troll~Tree Trunk Sized Arms~215~2750~145~214~The creature lies shaking in a pool of blood at your feet.
Flood Monkey~Swamp Weed Rope~300~4500~375~221~Don't tie me down! Ooh Ooh! Aah Aah!
Mim Gryan~Needle Fingers~286~2760~350~225~The once razor sharp needles have been grinded to a dull point by your armor.
Galley Beggar~Shrieking Laugh~229~4000~191~259~What the heck was so funny?
Freybug~Rocks~276~4412~300~250~Your mother was a rolling stone!
Psi Morph~Mind Control~295~6220~400~290~It's a good thing this monster couldn't control your spirit!
Aibyteyu~Spear Fork~260~2309~245~230~Where's the Beef!?!?
Atax~Tiny Daggers~260~2000~215~210~This THING took on the form of your best friend! Keep your eyes peeled next time!
Idunkjoo~Trident~286~3165~243~245~You frantically struggle for air as you asphyxiate between the trident's prongs! WHEW!

#Level 7
Godzilla~Sparks~300~14004~300~521~<Godzilla> ROAAAAAAR!!!
Night Crawler~Long Tail~312~13950~450~530~You cannot defend against my teleporting!
Large Cactus~10,000 Needles~350~15158~403~540~Pins and needles!!
Fremen Fedaykin~Weirding Way~351~11999~500~555~The death commando calls out for his beloved Muad'Dib before he dies.
Land Shark~Razor Jaws~325~9041~410~510~After you slay the half breed you tear off its fin and watch the pool of blood gather.
Wraith Knight~Dark Sword~320~9503~210~513~You could almost taste your impending doom with every swing of his sword!
Daredevil~Walking Cane~321~12596~340~530~All you can hear him say through his now toothless grin is "I'm not the bad guy!"
Invisible Boxer~Floating Gloves~330~13040~241~519~You had a hard time with this opponent, his blood soaked flesh is now fully visible.
Evil Santa~Bag of Coal~328~12020~352~512~This wicked black cloaked rival can do no more harm!
Referee~Screeching Whistle~302~12125~322~500~Personal foul. Penalty: his life!
Warlock~Magic Staff~312~13312~201~410~His spells were no match for your heroic display of power!
Mafia Boss~Gatling Gun~319~15025~300~416~You made him an offer he couldn't refuse!
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)
#Level 8
Cyclops~Laser Eye~499~15000~4900~399~That's one hot laser.
Wan's Beast~Crushing Embrace~470~17141~4000~1300~The hairy thing has finally stopped moving.
Lord Mathese~Fencing Sword~460~23011~4900~1312~You have wiped the sneer off his face once and for all.
King Arthur's Evil Twin~Excabular~451~24602~11233~1350~You feel lucky to have lived, things could have gone sour..
Gate Keeper~Large Key~500~25642~14000~1243~Goodness he was strong! No wonder he's guarding the gate!
Flying Elephant~Trunk~510~20000~3402~1029~You wonder how such a large beast was able to fly.
Two Headed Lion~Two Headed Pounce~491~14010~12304~999~You have slain the mythical beast and, in the process, have cut off both of its heads!
Flying Purple People Eater~Horn on his Head~480~10001~12357~640~He was a one eyed one eared flying purple people eater!
Red Neck of the East~Trailer Hitch~450~1000~670~900~If you go to your family reunion to pick up women, you might be a redneck!
Decomposed Corpse~Horrid Stench~475~2140~11204~990~Your stomach churns as you flee from this vile creature's twice killed carcus!
Empty Armor~Translucent Sword~480~13010~8930~760~The armor falls into a pile as your finishing blow misses completely! Where did it go?
Liquid Gold Man~Sword Arm~499~50102~8900~2420~He was tough, and you were greedy, but the payoff is wonderful!
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) level 9
# Level 9
Iron Maiden~Hell and Fire~550~60021~21234~2000~666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
Black Eye~Blank Stare~575~25982~21501~2123~The eye seems to stare eternally inward from now on!
Bill Gates~Blue Screen of Death~610~100000~21700~2400~format c: /q ...He's DEAD!
Honored Matre~Tantric Ecstacy~583~10351~22102~2302~The whore's attempts at sexual government have been halted for now!
Shaitan~Melange Agony~600~30491~23400~2500~Shai Hulud's warning must be taken with extreme humility, lest you invoke the wrath of Leto! Bi La Kaifa!
Bene Tleilax Master Waff~Poison Tipped Darts~561~20121~22051~2223~You almost didn't have time to dodge the darts thrown from his sleeves!
Reverend Mother~Gom Jabbar~690~23300~24032~2102~Her muscle conditioning was exquisite... but yours is better!
Extremely Large Dingo~Sharp Canines~650~15231~22123~1958~That stupid mutt won't bother you anymore mate!
Walking Ebola Virus~Disease Ridden Body~575~12314~21231~2000~You better decontaminate yourself, lest you find yourself infected by the vile monster!
Corprus Stalker~Swollen Limbs~600~9412~22311~3000~He was slow, but extremely powerful! The corprus disease must do something to his body...
Alien Priest~Religious Banter~620~11000~22223~2122~Green blood oozes from the carcus of this deceased missionary from beyond...
Mad Scientist~Hydrochloric Acid~535~13203~21452~1760~The strange man cackles as he crawls away. All you catch is something about chemistry... ?

# Level 10 <damaged at damaged.no-ip.com>
Baby Lag Beast~Lag Knife~790~13000~43000~2500~It shrinks up into a little ball and slowly fades away.
Horrible Smell~Stink Bombs~680~21325~22900~2645~You finish it off by hanging up a pine tree deodorizer around its neck.
Small Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Knife~600~23333~43500~2750~Wow, that was an ugly little thing!
Undead Egyptian Slave~Carpenter's Mallet~715~11642~43645~2800~That will be the last time he will strike with a hammer again!
Medium Lag Beast~Lag dagger~720~25546~43780~3120~You wipe off the brain matter left behind. You just had this armor washed too!
Boat Builder~A Large Adz~710~14600~43099~3000~The adz falls to the ground next to the builder's corpse.
Unwelcomed Guest~A Fruit Cake with Nuts~100~21566~42785~6000~Easily one of the funnest kills today!
John The Bard~An Oak Staff~692~12655~43902~2564~He earned \1fhis\1f wings earlier than he had planned.
Mad Summoner~Swarm of Bees~745~20456~45000~2697~The bees begin devouring the summoner's corpse. You slowly back away...
Ugly Harlot~Rock Filled Purse~698~12678~43123~1978~Her tattered purse falls as she crumples to the ground.
White Ninja~Large Sai~831~19789~45300~3400~As he begins to fall, a puff of smoke appears and the corpse is gone...hmmm..
Werewolf~Razor Sharp Fangs~850~41003~45500~3134~The werewolf yelps like a kicked puppy, then turns into human form before releasing its final breath.
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)

# Level 11 <damaged at damaged.no-ip.com>
Large Lag Beast~Lag Sword~975~20234~65465~3000~These things keep getting nastier and nastier.
Mean Lag Beast~Glowing Lag Broadsword~900~45326~66789~3210~It slowly doubles over, as the halves of its body seperate into two peices from your blow...
Lag Beast Lord~Huge Lag Battle Axe~885~35674~67981~3300~It explodes in a massive array of bright light.
Black Widow~Dripping Fangs~850~55654~67500~3200~As you deliver the final blow, the spider shrivles up on its back and twitches..
Mephistopheles~Faustian Sword~999~19878~67000~3101~The corpse erupts into a burst of extremely hot flames before disappearing into the void.
Amen Ra~Large Golden Staff~825~71234~67250~2840~The heavens shake violently at the death of this one...
Insane Clown~Big Red Shoe~890~12665~66970~2785~DEAD! No loss here, you hate clowns anyway...
Black Wyrm~Bloodied Claws~880~38100~66700~2895~It dies with a piercing hiss...
UnHoly Wrath~Sword of Armageddon~945~42333~67300~2999~Shadows engulf the corpse. A chill passes through the air.
Stone Giant~Huge Boudler~960~36750~67800~3123~The once fearsome Stone Giant turns into a pile of pebbles.
Evil Unicorn~Large Golden Horn~810~67800~67000~3000~The Unicorn's beautiful mane is now covered in blood as it falls over, dead.
Troll~Large Spiked Club~815~19000~67100~3100~The smell is overwhelming, this is a good place for a stick-up.
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die) 

# Level 12 <damaged at damaged.no-ip.com>
Insane Lag Beast~Glowing claws~1050~61111~90000~4000~Cackling, it looks at you and giggles before his head separates from his body.
Ghost of the Mean Lag Beast~Fangs covered in feces~1000~71200~14000~90000~4000~With a soft eerie moan, the ghost dissipates.
Imhotep~Shimmering Sword~1275~66777~91000~4099~Thunder deafens all who live, you feel a surge of power pass through you, and you ask yourself, "What have I done?"
Holy Wrath~Hand of God~1360~48000~94560~4020~If it bleeds and dies, then it was no god.
Inu Yasha~The Tetsusaiga~1265~39000~93467~4000~Just before he dies, you notice his eyes turn red! You quickly run away victorious. (You hope)
Sesshoumaru~The Tensaiga~1240~50345~80789~4123~You see The Tensaiga glow just before Sesshoumaru's body seemingly evaporates...
Floating Bastard Sword~Slicing Blade~900~129543~72344~3999~The sword falls to the ground motionless, then promptly rusts...they just don't make em like they used to...
Floating Eye~Gaze of Death~1090~19999~91264~3900~Liquid oozes from the punctures, ewww...
Ghost of Mephistopheles~Glowing Faustian Sword~1185~10000~88000~4125~You sent him straight back to Hell...again...
Screeching Wraith~Peircing Scream~1170~25671~89000~4100~Ahh, precious silence, you still have ringing in your ears, though...
Ogre Lord~Titan's Hammer~1299~26000~89788~4000~He was tough, but not tough enough.
Mumrah the Everliving~Touch of Decay~1130~55000~95000~3500~Everliving? HAH! Riggghht...
# Name~Weapon~Strength~Gold~Experience~(Hit points)~Death Phrase (said when they die)